Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

if you're still using SourceForge, you should quit the internet

This priest on Good Day NY is a gangster

What in the actual hell is mencil soup?

@Fantasy_Mania pusheen deez nuts

Barney: "This one time I fucked a girl... I busted her bed frame."
Me: "..."
Barney: "And she paid for it..."

We just did harmony to Mumford and Sons now

I just had a really great fart

Yo @Fantasy_Mania, how's @Lessard_Eric's team I picked for him doing? I don't understand the sports matches.

So now I'm going in none of those days. #eatadickdotinfo

Got comp days new yrs week. Asked if I could switch one for tomorrow & would go in a day next week when I shouldn't have... they said nah

So I took a PTO tomorrow because they can go fuck themselves.

Before you judge me for being a wreckless drunk, I already took tomorrow off, so relax. I'm a responsible professional.

Now just grabbed arms with the Barney and sang Coldplay with him..........

I've got a really awesome @MalJNew

This guy is legit Barney from the Simpsons at the bar right now... Sounds just as brain damaged. Poor guy