Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Gf is sharing an ear bud with me and just put on Pearl Jam's Ten. #keeper #ballerstatus

I think I told this bitch off too loudly accidentally on purpose for putting her arm in my picture https://t.co/RBJ57XUKEB

Donde esta el tren

I need to slow my role on this thing... Jeez.

You shipped it with an old operating system. Idiots. Where is Marshmallow? Get a Nexus or Moto instead https://t.co/TrOHBSOxzX

How the fuck is your job going? Mine's swell

I told our director of security to "get the fuck out of my face, I don't have time for your noise" today.

And that's gonna be me walking I to the suits office tomorrow. Billy Walsh style

If you don't like it you can suck his fucking cock

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Shit's about to go down at work tomorrow. Mark my words. #vigilante

The cunt suits I work with. Should they eat a dick?

2. I only wanted to go for 10 mins to say hi because I was in a bad mood. 4 lychee martinis and a shot later.... #fml

1. Went to a friends bday. One of her friends remembered me as "that guy from that hot dog bar" Not sure how I feel about that...

I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years