LaGuardia Airport really needs to reevaluate the way they handle the taxi dispatch stand.
Sunday, January 03, 2016 09:36:51 PM from Twitter for Android
Spirit is absolutely one of the most absurd airlines ever
Sunday, January 03, 2016 05:44:15 PM from Twitter for Android
I know a girl called Elsa
She's into Alka Seltzer
She sniffs it through a cane on a supersonic train
She made me laugh
Friday, January 01, 2016 02:08:48 PM from Twitter for Android
I think @MalJNew literally broke her ass. I know it's an expression I use a lot, but she may actually have a fractured coccyx.
Friday, January 01, 2016 11:38:28 AM from Twitter for Android
The fuck happened last night?
Friday, January 01, 2016 11:34:17 AM from Twitter for Android
Haven't been sober in 2016 yet. Woke up. Threw up a meatball or two and then had a mimosa.
Friday, January 01, 2016 11:17:44 AM from Twitter for Android
Spirit airlines charges you to fucking sneeze. They can eat a dick
Friday, January 01, 2016 05:06:40 AM from Twitter for Android
My man crush Paul O'Neill dapper AF this new year's https://t.co/i8YGkE2arp
Thursday, December 31, 2015 08:52:58 PM from Twitter for Android
Welp. Already broke the seal
Thursday, December 31, 2015 08:52:01 PM from Twitter for Android
An absolute G https://t.co/L3uhCE3Kc0
Monday, December 28, 2015 11:05:16 PM from Twitter for Android
Not a Motörhead song, but had to post this in honor of Lemmy: https://t.co/4Img5l9Cxg
Monday, December 28, 2015 08:37:12 PM from Twitter for Android
Judge Judy is a fuckin G
Monday, December 28, 2015 04:25:24 PM from Twitter for Android
This dude on The People's Court keeps pronouncing the jugular, "jiggala"
Monday, December 28, 2015 03:48:03 PM from Twitter for Android
Fuck uTorrent and their spyware ways... Use qBittorrent. "uTorrent Has Banned ‘Sexy’ NSFW Ads This Year, And More" https://t.co/gkywT7ehPg
Sunday, December 27, 2015 03:53:39 PM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: Miserable UX on https://t.co/YQCLXv1yb4 and It's Android App https://t.co/ASs5u50Tig
Sunday, December 27, 2015 11:46:10 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog