Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Fuck you too bitch

@__JLu of course he says they're fake and they're not duh

Coworkers going away party; everyone's scared shitless I'm leaving next. Didn't buy a drink all night. They just keep handing them to me

Yo @Cisco, you really need to get rid of the @java @anyconnect web browser auto detection. It never works and I can just run the installer.

Ohhh for fucks sake

That's bullshit. Took two steps

I love how I have a @MalJNew who loves to chill with me and watch the Giants and order pizza

The pictures I took yesterday look absolutely nothing like what I actually saw.

I mean... If I were a white girl, I'd want Drake to murder my vagina.

Dick wrecking boots @MalJNew

Whaddup bitches?

The @Docent_Steve method of drinking whiskey makes it so painless. #breatheout

This R train conductor is loud, his voice sucks and he needs to shut the fuck up. Guy keeps blabbering in my ear. Too early for your noise.

Take 2 with the MTA today. Hopefully without the Bynes-like meltdown

Anyone have any demo work for me to do? I'm in prime condition to take a sledgehammer to shit right now.