Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Just takes one time to change the perception of mankind.

I don't think you actually understand my new appreciation for trees. Fantastic Windows 10 lock screen spotlight pic. https://t.co/Tc6k8GV7eR

Dafuq is the point of an express 4/5 train when it bumbles along at 2mph and the local 6 on the other track is faster even stopping locally

Cuncel da stock market! Cuncel da China! Cuncel da oil!

Saw this on @RockNationRadio's Facebook and I support it: https://t.co/Ol10DR8ZXM

I'm going to make an actual effort to stop dropping F bombs all over twitter. I mean I know this is a satire-ish account, but it's overkill

This Cali gas leak is a fuckin disaster. Methane gas has a much stronger greenhouse effect than CO₂.

Left lookups in excel are a pain in my ballsack right now

Can someone turn down the fucking heat in this office?

The fucking MTA

Fucking MTA. The minute it's lower than 31.9°, all the fuckin rails break.

Fucking Azure. Making you add a verification cname to every goddamn subdomain you add. Y U NO verify you own the domain with a txt record.

It's currently colder in NYC than the northern tip of Alaska (which is usually -20 or less). #globalwarming

Linkedin sends too many fuckin emails, holy shit.

I love it when at idiot VP who doesn't understand technology is attempting to be technical in his internal update emails via Comic Sans