I wouldn't attempt to operate heavy machinery right now
Friday, February 26, 2016 08:27:59 AM from Twitter for Android
Probably still drunk
Friday, February 26, 2016 08:20:19 AM from Twitter for Android
Vinny's a savage
Friday, February 26, 2016 01:21:56 AM from Twitter for Android
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records; Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
Friday, February 26, 2016 12:43:20 AM from Twitter for Android
Crackers are doing the Killers at karaoke and I'm SO excited for Gov Ball
Thursday, February 25, 2016 09:42:25 PM from Twitter for Android
Rootin for Freddy to fingerblast the Russian
Thursday, February 25, 2016 09:28:00 PM from Twitter for Android
Actual Freddy quote from the bar: "Man, I can't wait to fingerblast someone tonight"
Thursday, February 25, 2016 02:55:28 PM from Twitter for Android
Someone's gotta clean their shitty asshole on this R train.
Wednesday, February 24, 2016 06:32:23 PM from Twitter for Android
Goddammit. Drinking doesn't work anymore.
Tuesday, February 23, 2016 11:59:23 PM from Twitter for Android
Sorry. Went to White Castle in Manhattan and it wasn't that great. It only tasted great in the hood. Gotta go to Yonkers or the Bronx duh.
Tuesday, February 23, 2016 09:52:58 PM from Twitter for Android
Since when does fuckin oil dictate how the entire stock market works? And one day it's up 10% the other day it's down 10%. Volatile cunts.
Tuesday, February 23, 2016 06:56:54 PM from Twitter Web Client
@NYCTSubway why is the uptown R traveling at reduced speed but the site says good service? At 42nd st
Monday, February 22, 2016 06:28:05 PM from Twitter for Android
Something's not right. It's the same temperature in February in New York and Bermuda...
Saturday, February 20, 2016 04:50:24 PM from Twitter for Android
SECURITY GUY. TERMINATED
https://t.co/0exgAApyCI
Friday, February 19, 2016 05:42:17 PM from Twitter Web Client
Pretty sure someone shit elevator #12 in this building
Friday, February 19, 2016 03:33:47 PM from Twitter for Android