Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Why you send 2 Queens R trains in a row @ 59th st and then 10 more mins for the next overcrowded Q? @NYCTSubway

Cuncel New York City. I hate it. Get me out of here. Fucking shithole.

Seriously. Two days in a row with the R running like asshole: getting stuck for 20 mins; diverting to the M line. Fuckouttahea #MTA

The entire N/Q/R line sucks 12 dicks @NYCTSubway

Mastered the art of falling asleep standing up on the subway where my leg starts collapsing and I spazz wake up and scare people.

Will you fuckers stop ruining the Earth? I want my snow in December and this is why we can't have it. https://t.co/qVpfL7QXD9

There's a dude blasting Latin music on his phone in the shitter stall next to me. And not a single fuck was given that day!

Besides the new San Fran Apple TV flyby, Apple TV screensaver is lame as fuck and repeats the save 7 pics over and over. #chromecastftw

I want a cheeseburger

Someone said 1988 was 100,000 years ago. Not sure how I feel about this now...

If you have to punch a spider in the face, it's probably too big of a spider...

"I remember the day Whitney died. I was with you. It's like when JFK died, for older people" -@MichaelShatin

"I hate the smell of a sneeze. It's like arthritis on the tongue" -@MichaelShatin

I pulled the recovery for Scott Wieland

Ima go buy some fine rugs whilst my dude @__JLu is at Cactus Crossfit https://t.co/LbVi0oaj2i