To the people who said my powershell was too weak, suck my dick. Just wait until you see what I'm about to drop onto github.
It smells like asshole in here. #thefuckingsubway
Need a bio suit in here. I'm afraid to come into contact with anything.
I don't understand how a bum can be so homeless that the stench of shit has diffused evenly throughout an entire subway car.
Damnnnnnnnn https://t.co/vfimnCXSK0 cc @MalJNew
Saturday, March 05, 2016 06:26:50 PM from Twitter for Android
Can't believe they knocked old majestic Penn Station down to build this shithole
At @YandTRocks with @RockNationRadio. Ain't no one playing guitar like these crackers anymore. So badass And I'm not even an 80s metal head
Protip: If you put a torch on an LCD monitor, you'll end up with stuck pixels
It's GOTTA suck if your last name is poon. Your last name is a slang vagina.
'Cause this is my United States of WHATEVER
IDK how i feel about the Pope popping up on my timeline after I tweet some BS #goingtohell https://t.co/3VgiDHVKAv
Freddy's a fuckin G. Last week, he's fingerblasting. This week, he's got milfs.
Freddy's mackin' on this milf right now. O shit. She just slid over a seat at the bar. #getitin
@Android Fix this fuckin bluetooth bug so I stop factory resetting my phone 6 times a week https://t.co/By330odfZs
Thursday, March 03, 2016 04:46:56 PM from Twitter Web Client