Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

It's too motherfucking hot out. Cunts

RT @sadserver: Just remember

It doesn't matter how, or where, you spend the holidays

You're still on-call.

Just told my Director of Finance "I fucking hated my accounting classes" and Ali Mac backed me up

Holiday Shitshow party is about to begin but I need to bounce to see my boy Billy Joel at the garden.

There was a Dorito in my beer and I didn't notice and I didn't even leave work yet.

It's not that I'm a fan of the Biebs. It's just that in reality, guy probably has a python.

Someone said the Biebs had a small dick at the bar and I accidentally vehemently defended him.

"Tequila makes my clothes fall off" - @MalJNew

Rumor that Google is removing SMS from Hangouts... Hangouts is a disaster. If they ruin messenger too, I'll be pissed.

It's too fucking hot outside

I still don't get the difference between HBO Go and HBO Now... Why couldn't they just sell subscriptions & login through GO?

"This Warm Winter Bullshit Absolutely Sucks" https://t.co/2Cuq3GdvOT

My eyes are itching from the fucking cat in this apartment and I still don't have my hot dog.

Fucking global warming. Someone put the AC on, its hot as balls in here

You ignorant, science non-believing hick assed motherfuckers... this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard https://t.co/emZXMGFFnm