Twitter is 10 years old. My second tweet ever back in July 08 is about sausage and peppers. Go figure
This gif describes my VP comparing my dudes hair to college basketball players https://t.co/Lj1z2vKCmW
This client dinner's amazing. I got my degenerate boss buying Patron shots and we're all making fun of the VP on the other side of the table
Come on, Boaty McBoatFace is the best boat name ever. Even @XtinaSchelin supports renaming one of our servers to ServerMcServerFace01
Gotta love my dev team talking about point of sale user stories #JustTheTip https://t.co/YeSEVj3rIK
In internet argument with Motorola forum mods trying to explain that there is no way in icy hell this is patched: https://t.co/mIQhbQktng
❄❄Snow is in the air. I can smell it. ❄❄
Saturday, March 19, 2016 03:31:21 PM from Twitter for Android
I can feed all of fuckin Uganda with how much I pay in rent in this cess pool. Landlord hasn't changed the piece of shit lock since 1970
Pay all this money for my fuckin key to break in the god damn lock. Get me the fuck out of here
Sausage and peppers, cunts https://t.co/ZYD1Rouwsc
Protip/TMI: Don't eat red chili pepper flakes the day after a juice cleanse. With no solid food, it'll burn all the way through...
Thursday, March 17, 2016 08:01:07 PM from Twitter for Android
@scoopandslam of awl da dramatic things!
Thursday, March 17, 2016 04:49:22 PM from Twitter for Android
The Black keys were so much more awesome when they were grungy/blusey. They got all mainstream hipster and around/after El Camino
Thursday, March 17, 2016 04:10:46 PM from Twitter Web Client
Their new stuff is really good, but the style is so different. I feel like rock music is getting fake and more electronic lately
Thursday, March 17, 2016 04:44:54 PM from Twitter for Android
Legit question on corporate IT goals: "Will our upgraded WiFi solution reach the men's bathroom?"
Thursday, March 17, 2016 12:52:27 PM from Twitter for Android