What kind of asshole product people does @google have working on their Contacts preview in Gmail... Shit is weak. Half my groups are missing

Tuesday, February 02, 2016 05:48:06 PM from Twitter Web Client

You know you're in NY when your cabbie gets out and starts kicking the shit outta the car in front of you

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Wednesday, February 03, 2016 12:27:50 AM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: People: Ya Gotta Stop Jumping in Front of Trains https://t.co/j96TZDYwoG

Tuesday, February 02, 2016 09:46:28 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Yo @AmericanExpress The gift card balance checking site has been down for like 2 months. Get your lives together? https://t.co/L3tI9Xt4er

Monday, February 01, 2016 05:26:45 PM from Twitter Web Client

Turn the heat off up in this bitch #thefuckingsubway

Monday, February 01, 2016 09:22:32 AM from Twitter for Android

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Monday, February 01, 2016 01:24:49 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Wow. it legit cannot get any easier. All you do is pip install twitter, then this: https://t.co/EPKvfgtSji

Monday, February 01, 2016 01:10:57 AM from Twitter Web Client

Testing this shit from a python script using the Twitter API

Monday, February 01, 2016 01:09:10 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

@__JLu true but fuck them and their fees. Had no clue 2 MSG shows would sell out in 10 mins....

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Saturday, January 30, 2016 01:44:40 AM from Twitter for Android

Society is bullshit and almost everything is a disappointment. Good night.

Saturday, January 30, 2016 01:39:47 AM from Twitter for Android

You think they'd hold a handful aside for locals to buy

Saturday, January 30, 2016 01:39:28 AM from Twitter for Android

Get to sleep in tomorrow instead of going to the garden to buy Pearl Jam tickets because Ticketmaster would rather sell them to robots

Saturday, January 30, 2016 01:35:44 AM from Twitter for Android

This is exactly the kind of bullshit Pearl Jam didn't stand for in 1994 when they battled Ticketmaster. They lost. https://t.co/NuDBOdNFz5

Friday, January 29, 2016 05:02:10 PM from Twitter Web Client

Cunts @Ticketmaster

Friday, January 29, 2016 04:26:24 PM from Twitter Web Client

Rrrrrlocallllll36thizzznext https://t.co/Z2qRAde6EP

Thursday, January 28, 2016 09:11:52 PM from Twitter for Android