It's legit Christmas and the fact that I needed to go outside for air and am comfortable in a short sleeve shirt is global warming bullshit.
Friday, December 25, 2015 09:50:08 PM from Twitter for Android
Pizza boy is a really shitty driver in Home Alone
Friday, December 25, 2015 05:24:22 PM from Twitter for Android
Happy birffday to me! https://t.co/iRfNHf2aK5
Friday, December 25, 2015 01:33:52 PM from Twitter Web Client
Dear @Foursquare, I don’t want something. I want somewhere. https://t.co/FPcZRfzwOK
Friday, December 25, 2015 12:10:54 AM from Twitter for Android
@Billyjune88 Merry Christmas ya filthy animal
Thursday, December 24, 2015 10:58:44 PM from Twitter for Android
Facebook app does A/B tests. Found in debugger: com.facebook.messaging.abtest.GeneratedLauncherBadgeDataSourceExperiment@6760e13 occurred
Wednesday, December 23, 2015 06:53:46 PM from Twitter Web Client
It's December 23rd and we need air conditioning. Cunts.
Wednesday, December 23, 2015 05:26:53 PM from Twitter for Android
Also, thank Jeebus for the air conditioning they have blasting on this Metro North train.
Wednesday, December 23, 2015 05:26:29 PM from Twitter for Android
Peace the fuck out NYC. I don't have deal with your filth, bums and crowds until next week.
Wednesday, December 23, 2015 05:25:57 PM from Twitter for Android
It's a legit jungle on the 5 train. 100% humidity and like 85. 1) put the A/C on. 2) this warm winter bullshit needs to end
Wednesday, December 23, 2015 05:15:22 PM from Twitter for Android
if you're still using SourceForge, you should quit the internet
Wednesday, December 23, 2015 11:35:36 AM from Twitter Web Client
This priest on Good Day NY is a gangster
Wednesday, December 23, 2015 09:05:33 AM from Twitter for Android
What in the actual hell is mencil soup?
Tuesday, December 22, 2015 02:02:21 AM from Twitter for Android
@Fantasy_Mania pusheen deez nuts
Tuesday, December 22, 2015 01:23:05 AM from Twitter for Android