Happy Opening Day (Take 2)!
The entire @NYCTSubway sucked 12 dicks this morning. https://t.co/qLjU9aurhz
@MalJNew just thought a movie from 1997 was 10 years old... We are officially old AF
Saturday, April 02, 2016 02:36:18 PM from Twitter for Android
Especially Ja Rule and Ashanti
Got that Ja Rule on. Life's good.
I see the war on drugs is going swimmingly! #Murica https://t.co/e4ZGo68Ixs
Thursday, March 31, 2016 07:16:16 AM from Twitter for Android
Literally taking the Browns to the Superbowl with this food poisoning I caught from the Cleveland airport.
Tuesday, March 29, 2016 12:37:42 PM from Twitter for Android
Just told our security analyst that if she saw any alerts for a production linux server, it was me trying to guess the root password
I appreciate how Ahmed had to check my baggage claim ticket before letting me leave LaGuardia with my bags #highsecurity #OnlyInNewYork
I appreciate how Ahmed had to check my baggage claim ticket before letting me leave LaGuardia with my bags #highsecurity #OnlyOnNewYork
New York City, home of the third world airports. Why would the baggage claim screens show us anything useful https://t.co/AEP6LtBhJb
Designers of high quality passenger safety briefing cards
and safety information placards. https://t.co/Dq4CVpun9x
Stupid Twitter. Why can't I quote a tweet with an article and put a YouTube link in? I was trying to make fun of the Mets
Need Dexter Morgan to find the evidence and eliminate this guy (if there's evidence) https://t.co/2TeOPveI5Q