Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Barney: "This one time I fucked a girl... I busted her bed frame."
Me: "..."
Barney: "And she paid for it..."

We just did harmony to Mumford and Sons now

I just had a really great fart

Yo @Fantasy_Mania, how's @Lessard_Eric's team I picked for him doing? I don't understand the sports matches.

So now I'm going in none of those days. #eatadickdotinfo

Got comp days new yrs week. Asked if I could switch one for tomorrow & would go in a day next week when I shouldn't have... they said nah

So I took a PTO tomorrow because they can go fuck themselves.

Before you judge me for being a wreckless drunk, I already took tomorrow off, so relax. I'm a responsible professional.

Now just grabbed arms with the Barney and sang Coldplay with him..........

I've got a really awesome @MalJNew

This guy is legit Barney from the Simpsons at the bar right now... Sounds just as brain damaged. Poor guy

I'm okay with these belligerent drunks at the bar playing nothing but The Doors on the jukebox

Vinny's 27th retrospective...

It's December 17th. I shouldn't be in a spring jacket sweating bullets on the fucking subway

Fuck China and their polluting ass bitches causing global warming and shit.