Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

R train conductor is shitfaced. Dat slurred speech doe. https://t.co/YXILzDegra

Any dev writing software who stores settings in the registry, %appdata% or ProgramData under their first/last name is an asshole.

@NYCTSubway every morning around this time Manhattan bound R trains take forever show up at 46th st in Queens.

@NYCTSubway and the one after 8:39?

Jesus Fucking Christ with the subways in Queens. Holy shit.

@NYCTSubway why hasn't there been a Manhattan bound R train at 46th st in over 30 minutes? Site says good service

CUNCEL. I can't get fuckin anywhere in this city https://t.co/ILqoPmUie4

1.5 hours and still not home yet. Missing the X-Files because NYC's 110 year old piece of shit transit system can't handle a little snow.

Unacceptable horse shit infrastructure you fucking cunts. @NYCTSubway

You've got @LonnieQuinnTV yappin about icebergs floating down the street down the shore. Iceberg! Dead ahead!

Thunder snow! ⚡❄⛄⚡"Astronaut in Space Spots Rare Thundersnow in Blizzard Over Eastern US (Photo)" https://t.co/KuZoZ2EJN7 #space #feedly

It's fuckin raining in Manhattan. Pussies

Bring on the snow bitch #GlobalWarming

I just don't understand how people here can just leave deuces unflushed in the work shitters

Went to bar. Came back to work. Solved 3 issues instantly.