What kind of savage asshole would bring pizza into the conference room next to my desk while I'm on day 3/3 of my juice cleanse?
Wednesday, March 16, 2016 12:10:29 PM from Twitter Web Client
Robert De Niro fucks with his socks on which is both psychotic and awesome at the same time.
Saturday, March 12, 2016 03:38:19 PM from Twitter for Android
If you're a VP at a tech company, get your account compromised and send the entire company phishing emails, you're an asshole
It was a VP in the technology department, which makes this even better.
If you buy an Android phone from a carrier, you're an asshole. Only buy an unlocked phone with no bloatware! https://t.co/PdpY3ATRUM
Thursday, March 10, 2016 04:14:55 PM from Twitter Web Client
Hot as balls on this R #thefuckingsubway
Thursday, March 10, 2016 09:04:41 AM from Twitter for Android
If you're having build problems I feel bad for you son...
Fuck you for making me leave the bar
Wednesday, March 09, 2016 09:32:20 PM from Twitter for Android
Freddy's goin to the strip club tonight
Wednesday, March 09, 2016 09:22:38 PM from Twitter for Android
@ky9 couldn't stop myself from doing it
Wednesday, March 09, 2016 08:54:02 PM from Twitter for Android
@ky9 Yanks are winning #28 this year.
Wednesday, March 09, 2016 08:29:33 PM from Twitter for Android
Can you motherfuckers be loud somewhere else?
Gave a dev access to our prod corporate website because our ex engineer maintained it like shit and I couldn't be bothered. Do I worry?
Tuesday, March 08, 2016 12:21:37 AM from Twitter for Android
Dafuq is this teenager doing at this bar fin?
Tuesday, March 08, 2016 12:14:07 AM from Twitter for Android
Fin, ou really shouldn't be quoting Kanye to your boss: "You should be honored by my lateness. That I would even show up to this fake shit."
Tuesday, March 08, 2016 12:09:03 AM from Twitter for Android
There would be a touristy group of Asians fingering the Wall St Bull's asshole. #typical