Lemmie get a hot dog?!

Sunday, December 13, 2015 07:06:17 PM from Twitter for Android

Um. I still want a hot dog really bad and no one is taking me seriously. Or one of those ballpark Primo's sausage and peppers.

Sunday, December 13, 2015 06:53:24 PM from Twitter for Android

Sausage and peppers, ya fuckin cunts https://t.co/g6qZHv2DRI

Sunday, December 13, 2015 03:45:10 PM from Twitter for Android

@__JLu I'll eat the shit out of either of those.

Sunday, December 13, 2015 03:44:57 PM from Twitter for Android

It's like summer out. Someone barbecue me a hot dog.

Sunday, December 13, 2015 03:30:44 PM from Twitter for Android

I want a hot dog

Sunday, December 13, 2015 03:29:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Cuncel da winter

Sunday, December 13, 2015 10:42:04 AM from Twitter for Android

This SantaCon is going to be awesome on the grounds that it's like 65, so there will be tons of slut Santas and slut elves on the loose.

Saturday, December 12, 2015 01:44:28 PM from Twitter for Android

Problem with kids today is that they're not watching Rocket Power on Nickelodeon.

Thursday, December 10, 2015 09:44:12 PM from Twitter for Android

Pluto's pretty sweet https://t.co/wi2onGzFQp

Thursday, December 10, 2015 08:08:31 PM from Twitter for Android

We're unwrapping Vinny's present now

Thursday, December 10, 2015 08:06:37 PM from Twitter for Android

Actual work email. Quote of the year. https://t.co/lCfcjMU1IW

Thursday, December 10, 2015 12:37:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

Just called out a VP for booking a 2016 planning meeting over a thank you lunch scheduled already. Doesn't the fuckin guy check free times?

Thursday, December 10, 2015 10:33:13 AM from Twitter Web Client

Good service your mother's asshole @NYCTSubway https://t.co/pzIiFVVaUW

Wednesday, December 09, 2015 06:13:26 PM from Twitter for Android