Hey security shithead: why don't ya take a seat over there...

Tuesday, January 12, 2016 10:13:03 AM from Twitter Web Client

I hate people whose hands slide down the pole and then they touch your hand. Get lost

Tuesday, January 12, 2016 09:36:44 AM from Twitter for Android

Please kill yourself for taking a bike on the subway during rush hour and also leaning on the pole.

Tuesday, January 12, 2016 09:17:52 AM from Twitter for Android

I gotta beat this fuckin guy in Quoridor. Straight up Yanks/Sox shit here.

Monday, January 11, 2016 10:48:49 PM from Twitter for Android

Since when did Facebook start spam emailing me when random friends I don't care about update their status? https://t.co/nhnT0jIMoI

Monday, January 11, 2016 09:38:14 AM from Twitter Web Client

Jupiter and Saturn are bright this fine morn.

Monday, January 11, 2016 06:53:22 AM from Twitter for Android

Place is effed... https://t.co/jlpb7dY2RF

Sunday, January 10, 2016 04:03:12 PM from Twitter for Android

Mood: pumped for these guys at Gov Ball. https://t.co/JNL2Eu3F0P

Sunday, January 10, 2016 12:10:31 AM from Twitter for Android

What's the deal with this pirate Skeletor R train conductor announcer? https://t.co/ybeqUOQeoM

Saturday, January 09, 2016 11:32:07 PM from Twitter for Android

The entire WTC E station smells like bums and piss @NYCTSubway

Friday, January 08, 2016 05:50:27 PM from Twitter for Android

Is powershell fuckin serious that it only allows you to echo text in switch statements? DAFUQ is that all about

Friday, January 08, 2016 04:06:00 PM from Twitter Web Client

Microsoft Edge is pretty tight. Like, > Chrome. Attn Apple Fanboys: I'm about to be a @Windows fanboy. How you like it now? #Windows10

Friday, January 08, 2016 01:44:43 AM from Twitter Web Client

My peeegs are wild right now...

Friday, January 08, 2016 01:27:56 AM from Twitter Web Client