I owe New York State $5 in taxes. I hope they use it to fix the MTA.
Fuckin Google sheets. I shouldn't be able to completely crash and hang your web app locally with a specially crafted use of functions...
Monday, February 29, 2016 11:29:31 PM from Twitter Web Client
Leo: "OMG Climate change is bad"
**hops on private jet**
Monday, February 29, 2016 04:57:32 PM from Twitter Web Client
I use really mature names for my variables... https://t.co/3Ncm5NU43N
Monday, February 29, 2016 04:47:49 PM from Twitter Web Client
It just took my boss 15 minutes to ask around and figure out 3 DNS records we need to add. Logging in and looking himself would have taken 2
Monday, February 29, 2016 03:58:15 PM from Twitter Web Client
Happy Leap Day. More importantly, Happy Birthday Ja Rule.
Monday, February 29, 2016 08:42:03 AM from Twitter for Android
What's a better Karaoke/Rap name for Freddy?
Friday, February 26, 2016 11:32:06 PM from Twitter for Android
@RMerlinDev Awesome. I'm assuming they're targeting their latest models. Any love for the RT68?
Friday, February 26, 2016 05:56:57 PM from Twitter for Android
@RMerlinDev Do you have any insight on why ASUS development slowed down recently?
Friday, February 26, 2016 05:44:40 PM from Twitter Web Client
I wouldn't attempt to operate heavy machinery right now
Friday, February 26, 2016 08:27:59 AM from Twitter for Android
Probably still drunk
Friday, February 26, 2016 08:20:19 AM from Twitter for Android
Vinny's a savage
Friday, February 26, 2016 01:21:56 AM from Twitter for Android
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records; Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
Friday, February 26, 2016 12:43:20 AM from Twitter for Android
Crackers are doing the Killers at karaoke and I'm SO excited for Gov Ball
Thursday, February 25, 2016 09:42:25 PM from Twitter for Android
Rootin for Freddy to fingerblast the Russian
Thursday, February 25, 2016 09:28:00 PM from Twitter for Android