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Thursday, April 14, 2016 07:15:10 PM from Twitter for Android
Hey look! Time Warner did something right for once. https://t.co/bENGZ8bQ5E
Thursday, April 14, 2016 07:10:04 PM from Twitter for Android
@scoopandslam Hipster millennials living paycheck to paycheck with college debt who think some dark magician can fix everything!
Wednesday, April 13, 2016 01:05:52 PM from Twitter Web Client
When will @PaulONeillYES be in the broadcast booth and can he please throw a water cooler at @RealMichaelKay ?
Dude. PHP 7 is fuckin fast (for a scripting language)
Emilio's Big Guys coming in real hot this week in Wazabi, ya fuckin cunts #worldseriesbound
You can keep Grand Central. Get me outta here. There are too many motherfuckers crowding up the place
If your emails have "Sent from my Verizon, Samsung Galaxy smartphone" in their footer, you should just quit the internet
Dope: All the White people at Coachella really just want Lily.
"I've never smashed a girl with bad phalanges" -Edgar
@MalJNew Bruceeeeeeee!
According to one of our employees: "The goal is the hole"
Thursday, April 07, 2016 09:36:25 PM from Twitter for Android
THUNDER ROADDDDDD (@ Irish American - @theiapub in New York, NY) https://t.co/oW79fxy1SN https://t.co/Kj2e7BqjVt
My junk is legitimately wearing a hole out in my jeans
Thursday, April 07, 2016 05:34:07 PM from Twitter Web Client
Jesus Christ, Dellin
Tuesday, April 05, 2016 03:43:08 PM from Twitter for Android