The fuck happened last night?
Friday, January 01, 2016 11:34:17 AM from Twitter for Android
Haven't been sober in 2016 yet. Woke up. Threw up a meatball or two and then had a mimosa.
Friday, January 01, 2016 11:17:44 AM from Twitter for Android
Spirit airlines charges you to fucking sneeze. They can eat a dick
Friday, January 01, 2016 05:06:40 AM from Twitter for Android
My man crush Paul O'Neill dapper AF this new year's https://t.co/i8YGkE2arp
Thursday, December 31, 2015 08:52:58 PM from Twitter for Android
Welp. Already broke the seal
Thursday, December 31, 2015 08:52:01 PM from Twitter for Android
An absolute G https://t.co/L3uhCE3Kc0
Monday, December 28, 2015 11:05:16 PM from Twitter for Android
Not a Motörhead song, but had to post this in honor of Lemmy: https://t.co/4Img5l9Cxg
Monday, December 28, 2015 08:37:12 PM from Twitter for Android
Judge Judy is a fuckin G
Monday, December 28, 2015 04:25:24 PM from Twitter for Android
This dude on The People's Court keeps pronouncing the jugular, "jiggala"
Monday, December 28, 2015 03:48:03 PM from Twitter for Android
Fuck uTorrent and their spyware ways... Use qBittorrent. "uTorrent Has Banned ‘Sexy’ NSFW Ads This Year, And More" https://t.co/gkywT7ehPg
Sunday, December 27, 2015 03:53:39 PM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: Miserable UX on https://t.co/YQCLXv1yb4 and It's Android App https://t.co/ASs5u50Tig
Sunday, December 27, 2015 11:46:10 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Everyone's gone soft! The UK is going to ruin encryption to protect against cyberbullies? This is idiotic logic https://t.co/yqXqQYbozS
Sunday, December 27, 2015 09:33:16 AM from Twitter for Android
NYC doesn't even have a fucking rock station anymore. Looking forward to this later in 2016: https://t.co/LHop8dHfUj
Sunday, December 27, 2015 02:27:50 AM from Twitter Web Client
Comcast is so full of shit. What good is gigabit internet if they limit your monthly bandwidth to 300GB? https://t.co/DBHvunNyrj
Saturday, December 26, 2015 11:20:43 PM from Twitter for Android