nginx nginy nginz
Wednesday, April 27, 2016 11:14:20 AM from Twitter Web Client
One of the DBAs was just talking to me for 10 minutes and making analogies about ships and engine rooms and I have no clue wtf he was saying
Wednesday, April 27, 2016 08:33:25 AM from Twitter Web Client
The NYC subway is so bad, my hashtag #thefuckingsubway crashes my Twitter app on Android.
Tuesday, April 26, 2016 09:09:05 AM from Twitter for Android
All of the presidential candidates are brain damaged; one worse than the other.
Tuesday, April 26, 2016 09:06:04 AM from Twitter for Android
Greg Kelly basically just suggested everyone should fuck in the back seat of driverless cars while they're driving you.
Tuesday, April 26, 2016 08:41:49 AM from Twitter for Android
What kind of stupid fuckin system doesn't show you a summary of your appointment time on the thank you screen after you schedule something?
Someone's gotta move this bumblefuck train a little faster. Guys going like 10mph the whole way #thefuckingsubway
Happy Monday! #YOLO https://t.co/jf6AdbCOKn
The firewalls are overloaded, a CPU failed in our SQL cluster, we're doing a half assed rollout Monday night and I'm on call #fuckmylife
@TWC_Help all good. A reboot of the modem solved it
Saturday, April 23, 2016 12:23:58 AM from Twitter for Android
Love how @TWC_NYNJ shits the bed and the whole internet breaks when one device backs up to iCloud at max upload bandwidth (a blazing 5mbps)
Saturday, April 23, 2016 12:04:58 AM from Twitter for Android
Alexey sucks a dick at documentation
Marketing dept over at @Azure: "Our portal is such a fuckin piece of shit, you might as well just do everything through Powershell"
2001 on loop all day long and I'm all like "fuck you too bitch call the cops"
Wednesday, April 20, 2016 03:41:01 PM from Twitter Web Client
These crackers just SQL injection shut down my SQL server #assholes #parameterize
Wednesday, April 20, 2016 02:53:41 PM from Twitter for Android