Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Get this fuckin corpse away from my desk. Asks me if sql scripts were run in 2014. How the hell should I know. What are you a comedian?

It's 7am and the keg just tempted me....

Some motherfucker smells like mildew and B.O. #thefuckingsubway

Some Technotronic came on my Google Music on this early assed train ride and now it's like like the clurb up in this bitch

What dumb bitch at @Azure thought it was a good idea for the portal to scroll horizontally? Thing keeps auto scrolling and spazzing out

Trains always show up back to back to back... In the other direction. Meanwhile, I've been here like an asshole forever. #thefuckingsubway

Love how the entire subway bench is open and this kid decides to sit right on top of my asshole #thefuckingsubway

Azure sucks 12 dicks

I mean... I don't know anything about it...

And the feds busted the stream. Lolz

I don't watch illegal streams, but if I had to guess what's on at commercial breaks: acid trip frogs to Da Rude Sandstorm. #truestorybro

Illegal streams: "********If you work for NHL, Do not read under the line**********" #SeemsLegit https://t.co/SEOESZUoj3

@scoopandslam LGA and JFK are the most third world assed airports I've ever been to