Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Ticketmaster can go fuck themselves. Clearly Pearl Jam didn't win the war against them in '94. https://t.co/dKS3Og6FDW

It's absolutely absurd how something as archaic as oil can ruin a global economy, even the things that have nothing to do with oil.

@__JLu I was rocking that 2009 Moto Droid with the physical keyboard like no one else's business.

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

@__JLu and dint even have texting my freshman year

Why does this jaggoff think it's necessary to play his phone games on full volume? #thefuckingsubway

This Chrome experiment actually renders much faster in Microsoft Edge: https://t.co/JSXSm3mtpj

Cocksucker assholes waking me up at 6am all weekend with fake assed on call alerts

How is there "train traffic ahead" when the R didn't show up for 15 minutes?

I look really good today. Just can't turn it off.

Yo @twitter... Y U show me the same ad back to back in my feed? https://t.co/g79fnxHZ7F

I've got 1TB worth of 94 million API logs for 29 days and they can all go fuck themselves

Hey security shithead: why don't ya take a seat over there...

I hate people whose hands slide down the pole and then they touch your hand. Get lost

Please kill yourself for taking a bike on the subway during rush hour and also leaning on the pole.

That's as cocky as it gets....