Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

In internet argument with Motorola forum mods trying to explain that there is no way in icy hell this is patched: https://t.co/mIQhbQktng

❄❄Snow is in the air. I can smell it. ❄❄

I can feed all of fuckin Uganda with how much I pay in rent in this cess pool. Landlord hasn't changed the piece of shit lock since 1970

Pay all this money for my fuckin key to break in the god damn lock. Get me the fuck out of here

Sausage and peppers, cunts https://t.co/ZYD1Rouwsc

Protip/TMI: Don't eat red chili pepper flakes the day after a juice cleanse. With no solid food, it'll burn all the way through...

@scoopandslam of awl da dramatic things!

The Black keys were so much more awesome when they were grungy/blusey. They got all mainstream hipster and around/after El Camino

Their new stuff is really good, but the style is so different. I feel like rock music is getting fake and more electronic lately

Legit question on corporate IT goals: "Will our upgraded WiFi solution reach the men's bathroom?"

What kind of savage asshole would bring pizza into the conference room next to my desk while I'm on day 3/3 of my juice cleanse?

Robert De Niro fucks with his socks on which is both psychotic and awesome at the same time.

If you're a VP at a tech company, get your account compromised and send the entire company phishing emails, you're an asshole

It was a VP in the technology department, which makes this even better.

If you buy an Android phone from a carrier, you're an asshole. Only buy an unlocked phone with no bloatware! https://t.co/PdpY3ATRUM