Cabbie is driving like an absolute savage

Saturday, April 30, 2016 11:25:44 PM from Twitter for Android

Cuncel da Yankees

Saturday, April 30, 2016 08:22:17 PM from Twitter for Android

BX --> BK

Saturday, April 30, 2016 08:18:29 PM from Twitter for Android

@__JLu fuck all those suits

Saturday, April 30, 2016 06:08:58 PM from Twitter for Android

This fat fuck had a sausage and peppers (not hot dogs, @__JLu ) AND a cheese steak at Yankee Stadium today. #nom

Saturday, April 30, 2016 05:52:15 PM from Twitter for Android

Protip: The South Bronx is pretty rough

Saturday, April 30, 2016 03:21:56 PM from Twitter for Android

This train's slower than Ted Cruz #TheFuckingSubway

Thursday, April 28, 2016 11:13:57 PM from Twitter for Android

We've let two "express" trains pass us on the local track. I'm sure the guy running this train has his thumb in his ass #TheFuckingSubway

Thursday, April 28, 2016 11:07:40 PM from Twitter for Android

I don't understand how this train has been parked in a tunnel for 5 minutes. It's 11PM. What train traffic? #TheFuckingSubway

Thursday, April 28, 2016 11:03:48 PM from Twitter for Android

I may or may not have burned my face on a taquito

Thursday, April 28, 2016 03:18:14 AM from Twitter for Android

Donald Trump: Make America... Not be like Venezuela (hopefully) https://t.co/6Dj1rzdS1d #entertainment #feedly

Thursday, April 28, 2016 02:31:50 AM from Twitter for Android

Because I'm a nostalgic degenerate, just ordered a Bud Light bottle at the bar because it reminded me of the Grape

Thursday, April 28, 2016 02:06:28 AM from Twitter for Android

git commit -am "Why would you ever save an nginx config with Windows line endings?"

Wednesday, April 27, 2016 01:40:07 PM from Twitter Web Client