Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I didn't mean to, but I'm getting hammered for this show

Happy Monday, cunts #thefuckingsubway

@NYCTSubway there have been 0 manh bound R trains at 46th in the past 20 minutes

@NYCTSubway you're making announcements about the 7 line which is irrelevant and not about how the M/R has delays

These dumb fuckin hicks won't repeal their asinine law even if it means losing 4.8 billion? Inbred morons. https://t.co/mkDunT8MuZ

I really need to stop saying that our codebase sucks a dick around my gay work friends.

I'm sure all 231 people at Yankee Stadium right now are thrilled to be sitting in the rain losing in the 1st inning.

It is May 6th. The Yankees are one of three MLB teams who don't have at least 10 wins yet.

Marketing just sent out a weekly update email to the whole company. There's a pic of me flipping the bird and double fisting drinks.

Oh for fuck's sake. Just found out that one of our apps has a different version of redis on the master than the slave.

This bathroom smells like sex and vomit

Meredith Merakovits is pretty rough looking @YESNetwork

Would be nice if my fuckin key worked in the fuckin lock. #raisetherenttho. Get me the fuck out of this cess pool city

I genuinely wonder how much better the world would be if everyone would just think for themselves instead of worrying about judgment.

Protip in life: If you don't like who the fuck I am, go fuck yourself