Got that Ja Rule on. Life's good.

Friday, April 01, 2016 01:29:23 AM from Twitter for Android

I see the war on drugs is going swimmingly! #Murica https://t.co/e4ZGo68Ixs

Thursday, March 31, 2016 07:16:16 AM from Twitter for Android

Literally taking the Browns to the Superbowl with this food poisoning I caught from the Cleveland airport.

Tuesday, March 29, 2016 12:37:42 PM from Twitter for Android

Just told our security analyst that if she saw any alerts for a production linux server, it was me trying to guess the root password

Tuesday, March 29, 2016 10:40:30 AM from Twitter Web Client

I appreciate how Ahmed had to check my baggage claim ticket before letting me leave LaGuardia with my bags #highsecurity #OnlyInNewYork

Monday, March 28, 2016 10:18:36 PM from Twitter for Android

I appreciate how Ahmed had to check my baggage claim ticket before letting me leave LaGuardia with my bags #highsecurity #OnlyOnNewYork

Monday, March 28, 2016 10:12:59 PM from Twitter for Android

New York City, home of the third world airports. Why would the baggage claim screens show us anything useful https://t.co/AEP6LtBhJb

Monday, March 28, 2016 10:03:47 PM from Twitter for Android

Designers of high quality passenger safety briefing cards
and safety information placards. https://t.co/Dq4CVpun9x

Monday, March 28, 2016 08:09:25 PM from Twitter for Android

Stupid Twitter. Why can't I quote a tweet with an article and put a YouTube link in? I was trying to make fun of the Mets

Monday, March 28, 2016 05:31:54 PM from Twitter for Android

Need Dexter Morgan to find the evidence and eliminate this guy (if there's evidence) https://t.co/2TeOPveI5Q

Monday, March 28, 2016 02:37:21 PM from Twitter for Android

@RockNationRadio but what ever happened with Guns N Roses and bringing Slash back?

In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet

Monday, March 28, 2016 12:33:35 PM from Twitter for Android

Probably need to rebuild my VPS because fuckin apt-get is a piece of shit and fucked up all my mysql dependencies #forfuckssake

Monday, March 28, 2016 12:25:20 AM from Twitter Web Client

Happy Easter 🐇🐣 https://t.co/UyhpEXNkKo

Sunday, March 27, 2016 10:34:04 AM from Twitter for Android

Always end up going first in Cards Against Humanity because I poop a lot.

Saturday, March 26, 2016 10:56:32 PM from Twitter for Android

Rather that using a REST client on Android to check in privately w/ Swarm's API, I just made a dashboard for myself in php. #winning

Saturday, March 26, 2016 03:31:13 PM from Twitter for Android