Son of a bitch https://t.co/6PlodUTe2C
This bird just shit on @MalJNew's arm https://t.co/Iz0VFouydA
Story of my life is Drupal follows me everywhere. Super stoked for this Drupal to Azure migration project, you guys cc:@__JLu
See this is why I only get stock Android devices. Look at this noise: https://t.co/g4QmjJfk4s
@__JLu used to piss off @MalJNew by saying that over and over randomly throughout the day (with accent). Thanks for the reminder
I want a Big Mac
Please replace @RealMichaelKay on Yes full time https://t.co/pdLUv4qvLS
I'm a disgusting asshole and I can't even tweet it it was so gross
My friends just described Not Your Father's Root beer in the most vile, degenerate way and Young Mark's still sleeping
Freddy's taking selfies with the ladies
Ahhh sheeeeit. Kevin Rose just shook a bitch https://t.co/gvpKky5YjE
The Yankees suck so bad, the NY bars even turn them off for Mets and basketball
Which dumb UX/UI hipster over at @SlackHQ thought it was a good idea to waste screen real estate on a sidebar when I only have one team?
Jesus Christ Microsoft. Explain how Skype just crashes out of the blue, and then my entire headset and bluetooth gets all fucked up