This pizza's fleek. Did I say that right? #oldmillenial
Wednesday, May 25, 2016 11:44:36 PM from Twitter for Android
Vinny " sir. Can we put the can in reverse please?"
Wednesday, May 25, 2016 11:01:05 PM from Twitter for Android
I hang out with such hot guys, they get hit on by HOTTTT girls sleeping and drooling out the front of a cab
Wednesday, May 25, 2016 11:00:35 PM from Twitter for Android
This Asian slut is all about Young Mark's chest hair. #jussayin
Wednesday, May 25, 2016 10:45:22 PM from Twitter for Android
I keep stealing Pat's beer
Wednesday, May 25, 2016 10:44:03 PM from Twitter for Android
Yo @YouTube. Way to send me a YouTube red marketing email when I'm already a subscriber via @GooglePlayMusic dunce
Wednesday, May 25, 2016 10:39:57 PM from Twitter for Android
Is there any way to see what I just Snapchated? Because I'm pretty sure I won't remember this in the am or 5 mins from now... #oldmillenial
Wednesday, May 25, 2016 10:36:37 PM from Twitter for Android
I don't understand how the Snapchat works. #oldmillenial
Wednesday, May 25, 2016 10:25:58 PM from Twitter for Android
I knew I was gonna be this sloppy. Called it this morning. Rarely party, but I can call it when I sense I'm gonna go nuts
Wednesday, May 25, 2016 10:25:21 PM from Twitter for Android
I just tried to photo bomb a Snapchat and got crossed out before being sent. Little #butthurt
Wednesday, May 25, 2016 10:23:26 PM from Twitter for Android
All the hoes jockin
Alina and Pat cockblockin'
Wednesday, May 25, 2016 10:01:48 PM from Twitter for Android
Fuck you too bitch call the cops
Wednesday, May 25, 2016 09:53:29 PM from Twitter for Android
Yo @twitter. Fix the bug in your Android app where scrolling through multiple pics in one tweet lags the shit out of my phone
Wednesday, May 25, 2016 09:26:34 PM from Twitter for Android
@BarstoolJJ Tex hit a home run, didn't he?
Wednesday, May 25, 2016 09:13:22 PM from Twitter for Android