What kind of stupid fuckin system doesn't show you a summary of your appointment time on the thank you screen after you schedule something?
Someone's gotta move this bumblefuck train a little faster. Guys going like 10mph the whole way #thefuckingsubway
Happy Monday! #YOLO https://t.co/jf6AdbCOKn
The firewalls are overloaded, a CPU failed in our SQL cluster, we're doing a half assed rollout Monday night and I'm on call #fuckmylife
@TWC_Help all good. A reboot of the modem solved it
Saturday, April 23, 2016 12:23:58 AM from Twitter for Android
Love how @TWC_NYNJ shits the bed and the whole internet breaks when one device backs up to iCloud at max upload bandwidth (a blazing 5mbps)
Saturday, April 23, 2016 12:04:58 AM from Twitter for Android
Alexey sucks a dick at documentation
Marketing dept over at @Azure: "Our portal is such a fuckin piece of shit, you might as well just do everything through Powershell"
2001 on loop all day long and I'm all like "fuck you too bitch call the cops"
Wednesday, April 20, 2016 03:41:01 PM from Twitter Web Client
These crackers just SQL injection shut down my SQL server #assholes #parameterize
Wednesday, April 20, 2016 02:53:41 PM from Twitter for Android
Get this fuckin corpse away from my desk. Asks me if sql scripts were run in 2014. How the hell should I know. What are you a comedian?
It's 7am and the keg just tempted me....
Some motherfucker smells like mildew and B.O. #thefuckingsubway
Some Technotronic came on my Google Music on this early assed train ride and now it's like like the clurb up in this bitch