'Cause this is my United States of WHATEVER
IDK how i feel about the Pope popping up on my timeline after I tweet some BS #goingtohell https://t.co/3VgiDHVKAv
Freddy's a fuckin G. Last week, he's fingerblasting. This week, he's got milfs.
Freddy's mackin' on this milf right now. O shit. She just slid over a seat at the bar. #getitin
@Android Fix this fuckin bluetooth bug so I stop factory resetting my phone 6 times a week https://t.co/By330odfZs
Thursday, March 03, 2016 04:46:56 PM from Twitter Web Client
https://t.co/WEzzYeR4F6 https://t.co/tXWDQeDhgg
Thursday, March 03, 2016 04:41:23 PM from Twitter Web Client
@__JLu They'd upsell a pile of shit if they could. Aggressive upsell tactics, SOPA support, shittu UX/UI and the elephant killing CEO: BAI 👋
Thursday, March 03, 2016 02:48:00 PM from Twitter Web Client
Career advice, with @portfolioso https://t.co/Q8ab62cVf7
Thursday, March 03, 2016 10:30:24 AM from Twitter Web Client
@RockNationRadio Now that. That, I'll go see
Thursday, March 03, 2016 10:15:02 AM from Twitter Web Client
Everything about GoDaddy sucks a dick. Even transferring out.
Thursday, March 03, 2016 09:30:37 AM from Twitter Web Client
@BarstoolJJ So do they retroactively suspend David Justice?
I owe New York State $5 in taxes. I hope they use it to fix the MTA.
Fuckin Google sheets. I shouldn't be able to completely crash and hang your web app locally with a specially crafted use of functions...
Monday, February 29, 2016 11:29:31 PM from Twitter Web Client
Leo: "OMG Climate change is bad"
**hops on private jet**
Monday, February 29, 2016 04:57:32 PM from Twitter Web Client
I use really mature names for my variables... https://t.co/3Ncm5NU43N
Monday, February 29, 2016 04:47:49 PM from Twitter Web Client