Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

This fat fuck had a sausage and peppers (not hot dogs, @__JLu ) AND a cheese steak at Yankee Stadium today. #nom

Protip: The South Bronx is pretty rough

This train's slower than Ted Cruz #TheFuckingSubway

We've let two "express" trains pass us on the local track. I'm sure the guy running this train has his thumb in his ass #TheFuckingSubway

I don't understand how this train has been parked in a tunnel for 5 minutes. It's 11PM. What train traffic? #TheFuckingSubway

I may or may not have burned my face on a taquito

Donald Trump: Make America... Not be like Venezuela (hopefully) https://t.co/6Dj1rzdS1d #entertainment #feedly

Damn auto inserting tracking hashtags from my app I forgot to delete.

Because I'm a nostalgic degenerate, just ordered a Bud Light bottle at the bar because it reminded me of the Grape

git commit -am "Why would you ever save an nginx config with Windows line endings?"

nginx nginy nginz

One of the DBAs was just talking to me for 10 minutes and making analogies about ships and engine rooms and I have no clue wtf he was saying

The NYC subway is so bad, my hashtag #thefuckingsubway crashes my Twitter app on Android.

All of the presidential candidates are brain damaged; one worse than the other.

Greg Kelly basically just suggested everyone should fuck in the back seat of driverless cars while they're driving you.