'Cause this is my United States of WHATEVER

Friday, March 04, 2016 05:09:44 PM from Twitter Web Client

IDK how i feel about the Pope popping up on my timeline after I tweet some BS #goingtohell https://t.co/3VgiDHVKAv

Friday, March 04, 2016 04:34:39 PM from Twitter Web Client

Freddy's a fuckin G. Last week, he's fingerblasting. This week, he's got milfs.

Friday, March 04, 2016 04:30:38 PM from Twitter Web Client

Freddy's mackin' on this milf right now. O shit. She just slid over a seat at the bar. #getitin

Friday, March 04, 2016 03:57:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

@Android Fix this fuckin bluetooth bug so I stop factory resetting my phone 6 times a week https://t.co/By330odfZs

In reply to @Android's tweet

Thursday, March 03, 2016 04:46:56 PM from Twitter Web Client

https://t.co/WEzzYeR4F6 https://t.co/tXWDQeDhgg

Thursday, March 03, 2016 04:41:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu They'd upsell a pile of shit if they could. Aggressive upsell tactics, SOPA support, shittu UX/UI and the elephant killing CEO: BAI 👋

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Thursday, March 03, 2016 02:48:00 PM from Twitter Web Client

Career advice, with @portfolioso https://t.co/Q8ab62cVf7

Thursday, March 03, 2016 10:30:24 AM from Twitter Web Client

@RockNationRadio Now that. That, I'll go see

In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet

Thursday, March 03, 2016 10:15:02 AM from Twitter Web Client

Everything about GoDaddy sucks a dick. Even transferring out.

Thursday, March 03, 2016 09:30:37 AM from Twitter Web Client

@BarstoolJJ So do they retroactively suspend David Justice?

In reply to @BarstoolJJ's tweet

Tuesday, March 01, 2016 04:49:08 PM from Twitter Web Client

I owe New York State $5 in taxes. I hope they use it to fix the MTA.

Tuesday, March 01, 2016 04:06:32 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fuckin Google sheets. I shouldn't be able to completely crash and hang your web app locally with a specially crafted use of functions...

Monday, February 29, 2016 11:29:31 PM from Twitter Web Client

Leo: "OMG Climate change is bad"

**hops on private jet**

Monday, February 29, 2016 04:57:32 PM from Twitter Web Client

I use really mature names for my variables... https://t.co/3Ncm5NU43N

Monday, February 29, 2016 04:47:49 PM from Twitter Web Client