@ky9 Yanks are winning #28 this year.
Wednesday, March 09, 2016 08:29:33 PM from Twitter for Android
Can you motherfuckers be loud somewhere else?
Gave a dev access to our prod corporate website because our ex engineer maintained it like shit and I couldn't be bothered. Do I worry?
Tuesday, March 08, 2016 12:21:37 AM from Twitter for Android
Dafuq is this teenager doing at this bar fin?
Tuesday, March 08, 2016 12:14:07 AM from Twitter for Android
Fin, ou really shouldn't be quoting Kanye to your boss: "You should be honored by my lateness. That I would even show up to this fake shit."
Tuesday, March 08, 2016 12:09:03 AM from Twitter for Android
There would be a touristy group of Asians fingering the Wall St Bull's asshole. #typical
To the people who said my powershell was too weak, suck my dick. Just wait until you see what I'm about to drop onto github.
It smells like asshole in here. #thefuckingsubway
Need a bio suit in here. I'm afraid to come into contact with anything.
I don't understand how a bum can be so homeless that the stench of shit has diffused evenly throughout an entire subway car.
Damnnnnnnnn https://t.co/vfimnCXSK0 cc @MalJNew
Saturday, March 05, 2016 06:26:50 PM from Twitter for Android
Can't believe they knocked old majestic Penn Station down to build this shithole
At @YandTRocks with @RockNationRadio. Ain't no one playing guitar like these crackers anymore. So badass And I'm not even an 80s metal head
Protip: If you put a torch on an LCD monitor, you'll end up with stuck pixels
It's GOTTA suck if your last name is poon. Your last name is a slang vagina.