I want a cheesesteak

Friday, June 03, 2016 06:57:05 PM from Twitter for Android

You mean to tell me I can type anything and it'll show here? #GovBallNYC #youredoinggreat

Friday, June 03, 2016 03:42:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Some pair of balls to run your meeting 45 minutes over

Thursday, June 02, 2016 04:31:11 PM from Twitter for Android

Everything is fake: https://t.co/DNXtsLk6SJ

Thursday, June 02, 2016 09:54:58 AM from Twitter Web Client

@scoopandslam Thanks! Hope all's well!

In reply to @scoopandslam's tweet

Wednesday, June 01, 2016 04:46:36 PM from Twitter Web Client

I survived the weekend

Tuesday, May 31, 2016 11:09:38 AM from Twitter Web Client

Cause' that's what a mothafuckin monsta do

Tuesday, May 31, 2016 12:07:24 AM from Twitter for Android

Lol Coldplay clocks. #sogoodtho

Monday, May 30, 2016 11:53:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Status: walking to a bar with a slice of NYC pizza in my hand

Monday, May 30, 2016 10:38:54 PM from Twitter for Android

The Yankees suck a cock and I've taken up drinking too much the past few days

Monday, May 30, 2016 09:11:52 PM from Twitter for Android

@__JLu used to use tabs. Now I use spaces. When you have something like Python that bitches about spacing, you get used to it

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Monday, May 30, 2016 03:51:23 PM from Twitter for Android

My tweets don't even make sense tonight. Jesus Christ.

Monday, May 30, 2016 02:39:33 AM from Twitter for Android

Pretty sure my Lyft guy tonight was on coke listening in to techno in a euro clurb.

Monday, May 30, 2016 02:38:55 AM from Twitter for Android

My phone actually auto-tweeted a bunch of gibberish. Dafek

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Monday, May 30, 2016 02:08:32 AM from Twitter for Android

Dem crackers twerkin https://t.co/KnloCSnobe

Monday, May 30, 2016 01:52:52 AM from Twitter for Android