@ky9 Yanks are winning #28 this year.

In reply to @ky9's tweet

Wednesday, March 09, 2016 08:29:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Can you motherfuckers be loud somewhere else?

Tuesday, March 08, 2016 05:27:13 PM from Twitter Web Client

Gave a dev access to our prod corporate website because our ex engineer maintained it like shit and I couldn't be bothered. Do I worry?

Tuesday, March 08, 2016 12:21:37 AM from Twitter for Android

Dafuq is this teenager doing at this bar fin?

Tuesday, March 08, 2016 12:14:07 AM from Twitter for Android

Fin, ou really shouldn't be quoting Kanye to your boss: "You should be honored by my lateness. That I would even show up to this fake shit."

Tuesday, March 08, 2016 12:09:03 AM from Twitter for Android

There would be a touristy group of Asians fingering the Wall St Bull's asshole. #typical

Monday, March 07, 2016 12:01:58 PM from Twitter for Android

To the people who said my powershell was too weak, suck my dick. Just wait until you see what I'm about to drop onto github.

Monday, March 07, 2016 04:47:51 AM from Twitter Web Client

It smells like asshole in here. #thefuckingsubway

Sunday, March 06, 2016 01:39:03 PM from Twitter for Android

Need a bio suit in here. I'm afraid to come into contact with anything.

Sunday, March 06, 2016 01:31:55 PM from Twitter for Android

I don't understand how a bum can be so homeless that the stench of shit has diffused evenly throughout an entire subway car.

Sunday, March 06, 2016 01:28:21 PM from Twitter for Android

Damnnnnnnnn https://t.co/vfimnCXSK0 cc @MalJNew

Saturday, March 05, 2016 06:26:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Can't believe they knocked old majestic Penn Station down to build this shithole

Friday, March 04, 2016 10:44:53 PM from Twitter for Android

At @YandTRocks with @RockNationRadio. Ain't no one playing guitar like these crackers anymore. So badass And I'm not even an 80s metal head

Friday, March 04, 2016 09:01:34 PM from Twitter for Android

Protip: If you put a torch on an LCD monitor, you'll end up with stuck pixels

Friday, March 04, 2016 05:35:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

It's GOTTA suck if your last name is poon. Your last name is a slang vagina.

Friday, March 04, 2016 05:13:45 PM from Twitter Web Client