Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I've got @MalJNew is yelling at me for being on my computer coding, yet at the same time @BadPointer is all like: https://t.co/6wUlXkgBtz

Grammar brah. Too lazy to tweet it again properly

This bag of vino's going down reallll smooth you guys. #Klassy

@swarmapp New profile page crashes on my Moto X Pure (Android 6.0), even after clearing all app data.

In reply to @swarmapp's tweet

Flight attendant has the face of a good voice actress. @MalJNew is very observant

When a VP asks you to join a meeting, replying "nah son" is both hysterical and probably not recommended

Have 32 bit VM and the official redis Windows port is x64 only, so I compiled it as x86 myself. Enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Twitter is 10 years old. My second tweet ever back in July 08 is about sausage and peppers. Go figure

This gif describes my VP comparing my dudes hair to college basketball players https://t.co/Lj1z2vKCmW

This client dinner's amazing. I got my degenerate boss buying Patron shots and we're all making fun of the VP on the other side of the table

Come on, Boaty McBoatFace is the best boat name ever. Even @XtinaSchelin supports renaming one of our servers to ServerMcServerFace01

Gotta love my dev team talking about point of sale user stories #JustTheTip https://t.co/YeSEVj3rIK

In internet argument with Motorola forum mods trying to explain that there is no way in icy hell this is patched: https://t.co/mIQhbQktng

❄❄Snow is in the air. I can smell it. ❄❄

I can feed all of fuckin Uganda with how much I pay in rent in this cess pool. Landlord hasn't changed the piece of shit lock since 1970

Pay all this money for my fuckin key to break in the god damn lock. Get me the fuck out of here