I want a Big Mac
Please replace @RealMichaelKay on Yes full time https://t.co/pdLUv4qvLS
I'm a disgusting asshole and I can't even tweet it it was so gross
My friends just described Not Your Father's Root beer in the most vile, degenerate way and Young Mark's still sleeping
Freddy's taking selfies with the ladies
Ahhh sheeeeit. Kevin Rose just shook a bitch https://t.co/gvpKky5YjE
The Yankees suck so bad, the NY bars even turn them off for Mets and basketball
Which dumb UX/UI hipster over at @SlackHQ thought it was a good idea to waste screen real estate on a sidebar when I only have one team?
Jesus Christ Microsoft. Explain how Skype just crashes out of the blue, and then my entire headset and bluetooth gets all fucked up
I didn't mean to, but I'm getting hammered for this show
Happy Monday, cunts #thefuckingsubway
@NYCTSubway there have been 0 manh bound R trains at 46th in the past 20 minutes
@NYCTSubway you're making announcements about the 7 line which is irrelevant and not about how the M/R has delays
These dumb fuckin hicks won't repeal their asinine law even if it means losing 4.8 billion? Inbred morons. https://t.co/mkDunT8MuZ