"Youse got any menthols? I only got these Chinese cigarettes" this degenerate literally has Chinese cigarettes

Thursday, June 16, 2016 12:08:19 AM from Twitter for Android

Pretty sure the @Yankees would have gotten me a sausage and peppers

Wednesday, June 15, 2016 10:29:28 PM from Twitter for Android

I need to get my life together. This is the 3rd or 4th time I got belligerent over sausage and peppers. Just ask @Fantasy_Mania about Boston

Wednesday, June 15, 2016 10:16:19 PM from Twitter for Android

Thor blew his shutout bottom 9 with 2 outs because Citifield refused to give me sausage and peppers

Wednesday, June 15, 2016 10:04:00 PM from Twitter for Android

Pure savagery at Citifield for denying me sausage and peppers

Wednesday, June 15, 2016 09:58:41 PM from Twitter for Android

Stupid cunts had one on the grill and still would sell it to me

Wednesday, June 15, 2016 09:56:19 PM from Twitter for Android

For fuck's sake why does my.piece of shit phone keep autocorrecting Citifield to "CutiField" #cunts

Wednesday, June 15, 2016 09:55:04 PM from Twitter for Android

I can't believe I didn't get sausage and peppers. The fucking Mets and CutiField are dead to me

Wednesday, June 15, 2016 09:54:12 PM from Twitter for Android

@CitiField bring me sausage and peppers assholes

Wednesday, June 15, 2016 09:49:18 PM from Twitter for Android

So mad at CutiField right now. #sausageandpeppersyoufuckincunts

Wednesday, June 15, 2016 09:45:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Yo @CitiField you stupid cunts. How do you stop selling sausage and peppers in the 8th? Now I have to eat this shitty hot dog

Wednesday, June 15, 2016 09:42:37 PM from Twitter for Android

@keegs141 walking there so fast you're skipping words

In reply to @keegs141's tweet

Wednesday, June 15, 2016 07:50:10 PM from Twitter for Android

#thefuckingsubway

Wednesday, June 15, 2016 06:29:56 PM from Twitter for Android

IT guy was being a douchenozzle so I boosted his keyboard. https://t.co/v8jSYueedG

Tuesday, June 14, 2016 04:07:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Yo @Microsoft go fuck yourself with Error: 0x800f081f that's impossible to fix without a clean format. Rather than buying LinkedIn, fix it

Monday, June 13, 2016 09:48:21 PM from Twitter Web Client