I want a Big Mac

Sunday, May 15, 2016 09:20:16 PM from Twitter for Android

Please replace @RealMichaelKay on Yes full time https://t.co/pdLUv4qvLS

Sunday, May 15, 2016 08:48:09 PM from Twitter for Android

Woof

Sunday, May 15, 2016 08:46:49 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm a disgusting asshole and I can't even tweet it it was so gross

Saturday, May 14, 2016 01:32:42 AM from Twitter for Android

My friends just described Not Your Father's Root beer in the most vile, degenerate way and Young Mark's still sleeping

Saturday, May 14, 2016 01:31:43 AM from Twitter for Android

Freddy's taking selfies with the ladies

Saturday, May 14, 2016 01:25:44 AM from Twitter for Android

Ahhh sheeeeit. Kevin Rose just shook a bitch https://t.co/gvpKky5YjE

Saturday, May 14, 2016 01:23:14 AM from Twitter for Android

The Yankees suck so bad, the NY bars even turn them off for Mets and basketball

Friday, May 13, 2016 09:11:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Which dumb UX/UI hipster over at @SlackHQ thought it was a good idea to waste screen real estate on a sidebar when I only have one team?

Thursday, May 12, 2016 09:14:01 AM from Twitter Web Client

Jesus Christ Microsoft. Explain how Skype just crashes out of the blue, and then my entire headset and bluetooth gets all fucked up

Tuesday, May 10, 2016 02:56:24 PM from Twitter Web Client

I didn't mean to, but I'm getting hammered for this show

Monday, May 09, 2016 08:38:15 PM from Twitter for Android

Happy Monday, cunts #thefuckingsubway

Monday, May 09, 2016 09:24:10 AM from Twitter for Android

@NYCTSubway there have been 0 manh bound R trains at 46th in the past 20 minutes

Monday, May 09, 2016 09:18:11 AM from Twitter for Android

@NYCTSubway you're making announcements about the 7 line which is irrelevant and not about how the M/R has delays

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Monday, May 09, 2016 09:23:49 AM from Twitter for Android

These dumb fuckin hicks won't repeal their asinine law even if it means losing 4.8 billion? Inbred morons. https://t.co/mkDunT8MuZ

Sunday, May 08, 2016 02:43:00 AM from Twitter Web Client