I appreciate how Ahmed had to check my baggage claim ticket before letting me leave LaGuardia with my bags #highsecurity #OnlyInNewYork

Monday, March 28, 2016 10:18:36 PM from Twitter for Android

I appreciate how Ahmed had to check my baggage claim ticket before letting me leave LaGuardia with my bags #highsecurity #OnlyOnNewYork

Monday, March 28, 2016 10:12:59 PM from Twitter for Android

New York City, home of the third world airports. Why would the baggage claim screens show us anything useful https://t.co/AEP6LtBhJb

Monday, March 28, 2016 10:03:47 PM from Twitter for Android

Designers of high quality passenger safety briefing cards
and safety information placards. https://t.co/Dq4CVpun9x

Monday, March 28, 2016 08:09:25 PM from Twitter for Android

Stupid Twitter. Why can't I quote a tweet with an article and put a YouTube link in? I was trying to make fun of the Mets

Monday, March 28, 2016 05:31:54 PM from Twitter for Android

Need Dexter Morgan to find the evidence and eliminate this guy (if there's evidence) https://t.co/2TeOPveI5Q

Monday, March 28, 2016 02:37:21 PM from Twitter for Android

@RockNationRadio but what ever happened with Guns N Roses and bringing Slash back?

In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet

Monday, March 28, 2016 12:33:35 PM from Twitter for Android

Probably need to rebuild my VPS because fuckin apt-get is a piece of shit and fucked up all my mysql dependencies #forfuckssake

Monday, March 28, 2016 12:25:20 AM from Twitter Web Client

Happy Easter 🐇🐣 https://t.co/UyhpEXNkKo

Sunday, March 27, 2016 10:34:04 AM from Twitter for Android

Always end up going first in Cards Against Humanity because I poop a lot.

Saturday, March 26, 2016 10:56:32 PM from Twitter for Android

Rather that using a REST client on Android to check in privately w/ Swarm's API, I just made a dashboard for myself in php. #winning

Saturday, March 26, 2016 03:31:13 PM from Twitter for Android

Absolutely hate it when bots like my tweets 1.5 seconds after I tweet them

Saturday, March 26, 2016 12:02:40 PM from Twitter for Android

Absolute horseshit that these morons are comparing Windows 10 to Vista. Win 10 is a very solid OS: https://t.co/x6rdoVze7n

Saturday, March 26, 2016 11:59:45 AM from Twitter for Android

@swarmapp was fixed in an update. Thanks

In reply to @swarmapp's tweet

Saturday, March 26, 2016 11:04:05 AM from Twitter for Android

Grammar brah. Too lazy to tweet it again properly

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Saturday, March 26, 2016 12:45:33 AM from Twitter Web Client