She literally doesn't understand the concept of copying the image and pasting it into the text field

Tuesday, May 24, 2016 08:32:13 PM from Twitter for Android

"What's NSFW?" "Not safe for work, ma" "What does not safe for work mean?" 😂

Tuesday, May 24, 2016 08:31:27 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm on the phone trying to teach my mom how to send Bitmoji and she's taking 10 minutes to pick one...

Tuesday, May 24, 2016 08:27:15 PM from Twitter for Android

NYC stresses me the fuck out. Wasn't even back 30 mins and the NYPD pissed me off. Protip: don't slam shit around inside a precinct.

Monday, May 23, 2016 12:57:16 PM from Twitter Web Client

These Bloomberg/JP Morgan suit randons need to stop conversing this early on this plane

Monday, May 23, 2016 07:58:52 AM from Twitter for Android

@Delta Changed gates to one with no computer or way to scan tickets. Smart.

In reply to @Delta's tweet

Monday, May 23, 2016 07:16:56 AM from Twitter for Android

@Delta F- service in Columbus. 4 gate changes. There's one gate attendant serving 3 gates and one bad part delayed all other flights

Monday, May 23, 2016 07:15:24 AM from Twitter for Android

On this day in 2010, we were wreaking havoc on CNS wire closets. This is what they get for not locking them up... https://t.co/obqfo1bgXs

Sunday, May 22, 2016 10:31:44 PM from Twitter for Android

Always nice to see "Encryption state: off" on your local CC point of sale terminal https://t.co/jB288DJnf0

Sunday, May 22, 2016 12:38:44 PM from Twitter for Android

I think Ohio University just banned me from their guest wifi. I didn't even do anything. Come on.

Saturday, May 21, 2016 02:17:58 AM from Twitter for Android

Son of a bitch https://t.co/6PlodUTe2C

Friday, May 20, 2016 03:42:46 PM from Twitter for Android

This bird just shit on @MalJNew's arm https://t.co/Iz0VFouydA

Friday, May 20, 2016 03:32:45 PM from Twitter for Android

Story of my life is Drupal follows me everywhere. Super stoked for this Drupal to Azure migration project, you guys cc:@__JLu

Tuesday, May 17, 2016 03:35:14 PM from Twitter Web Client

See this is why I only get stock Android devices. Look at this noise: https://t.co/g4QmjJfk4s

Tuesday, May 17, 2016 03:15:14 PM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu used to piss off @MalJNew by saying that over and over randomly throughout the day (with accent). Thanks for the reminder

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Monday, May 16, 2016 05:42:20 PM from Twitter for Android