I appreciate how Ahmed had to check my baggage claim ticket before letting me leave LaGuardia with my bags #highsecurity #OnlyInNewYork
I appreciate how Ahmed had to check my baggage claim ticket before letting me leave LaGuardia with my bags #highsecurity #OnlyOnNewYork
New York City, home of the third world airports. Why would the baggage claim screens show us anything useful https://t.co/AEP6LtBhJb
Designers of high quality passenger safety briefing cards
and safety information placards. https://t.co/Dq4CVpun9x
Stupid Twitter. Why can't I quote a tweet with an article and put a YouTube link in? I was trying to make fun of the Mets
Need Dexter Morgan to find the evidence and eliminate this guy (if there's evidence) https://t.co/2TeOPveI5Q
@RockNationRadio but what ever happened with Guns N Roses and bringing Slash back?
Probably need to rebuild my VPS because fuckin apt-get is a piece of shit and fucked up all my mysql dependencies #forfuckssake
Happy Easter 🐇🐣 https://t.co/UyhpEXNkKo
Always end up going first in Cards Against Humanity because I poop a lot.
Saturday, March 26, 2016 10:56:32 PM from Twitter for Android
Rather that using a REST client on Android to check in privately w/ Swarm's API, I just made a dashboard for myself in php. #winning
Saturday, March 26, 2016 03:31:13 PM from Twitter for Android
Absolutely hate it when bots like my tweets 1.5 seconds after I tweet them
Saturday, March 26, 2016 12:02:40 PM from Twitter for Android
Absolute horseshit that these morons are comparing Windows 10 to Vista. Win 10 is a very solid OS: https://t.co/x6rdoVze7n
Saturday, March 26, 2016 11:59:45 AM from Twitter for Android
@swarmapp was fixed in an update. Thanks
Saturday, March 26, 2016 11:04:05 AM from Twitter for Android
Grammar brah. Too lazy to tweet it again properly
Saturday, March 26, 2016 12:45:33 AM from Twitter Web Client