Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Sausage and peppers, cunts https://t.co/ZYD1Rouwsc

Protip/TMI: Don't eat red chili pepper flakes the day after a juice cleanse. With no solid food, it'll burn all the way through...

@scoopandslam of awl da dramatic things!

The Black keys were so much more awesome when they were grungy/blusey. They got all mainstream hipster and around/after El Camino

Their new stuff is really good, but the style is so different. I feel like rock music is getting fake and more electronic lately

Legit question on corporate IT goals: "Will our upgraded WiFi solution reach the men's bathroom?"

What kind of savage asshole would bring pizza into the conference room next to my desk while I'm on day 3/3 of my juice cleanse?

Robert De Niro fucks with his socks on which is both psychotic and awesome at the same time.

If you're a VP at a tech company, get your account compromised and send the entire company phishing emails, you're an asshole

It was a VP in the technology department, which makes this even better.

If you buy an Android phone from a carrier, you're an asshole. Only buy an unlocked phone with no bloatware! https://t.co/PdpY3ATRUM

Hot as balls on this R #thefuckingsubway

If you're having build problems I feel bad for you son...

Fuck you for making me leave the bar

Freddy's goin to the strip club tonight

@ky9 couldn't stop myself from doing it

In reply to @ky9's tweet