I really need to stop saying that our codebase sucks a dick around my gay work friends.
I'm sure all 231 people at Yankee Stadium right now are thrilled to be sitting in the rain losing in the 1st inning.
It is May 6th. The Yankees are one of three MLB teams who don't have at least 10 wins yet.
Marketing just sent out a weekly update email to the whole company. There's a pic of me flipping the bird and double fisting drinks.
Oh for fuck's sake. Just found out that one of our apps has a different version of redis on the master than the slave.
This bathroom smells like sex and vomit
Wednesday, May 04, 2016 11:06:37 PM from Twitter for Android
Meredith Merakovits is pretty rough looking @YESNetwork
Wednesday, May 04, 2016 10:38:31 PM from Twitter for Android
Would be nice if my fuckin key worked in the fuckin lock. #raisetherenttho. Get me the fuck out of this cess pool city
Wednesday, May 04, 2016 01:25:16 AM from Twitter for Android
I genuinely wonder how much better the world would be if everyone would just think for themselves instead of worrying about judgment.
Wednesday, May 04, 2016 01:21:01 AM from Twitter for Android
Protip in life: If you don't like who the fuck I am, go fuck yourself
Wednesday, May 04, 2016 01:18:02 AM from Twitter for Android
Cuncel da @Yankees cya in 2017
I'm a negative asshole that no one likes!
I was drunk twice today and didn't get hungover either time! #score
@BadPointer their shows were Sunday and Monday lol.
RT @sadserver: the pids aren't alright