@MalJNew ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡ hhhhhhhhh

Sunday, June 12, 2016 01:16:38 AM from Twitter for Android

Drunk and hungry AF for steak

Saturday, June 11, 2016 08:13:15 PM from Twitter for Android

See?! Jeebus larvs me. He said so himself. And he only loves some. https://t.co/9KLZs0YUIc

Saturday, June 11, 2016 08:12:00 PM from Twitter for Android

@JesusLovesSome I love you Jesus

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Saturday, June 11, 2016 07:50:15 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @JesusLovesSome: @portfolioso Pretty old, I'd say. Older than I ever lived.

Saturday, June 11, 2016 07:28:05 PM from Twitter for Android

#Wildwood2016: cougar grannies #lol

Saturday, June 11, 2016 07:07:59 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Christ. How old am I getting that I'm hanging out with three cougar grannies and I'm actually having a good time.

Saturday, June 11, 2016 07:06:44 PM from Twitter for Android

Mal and I are obsessed with these cougar grannies at the pool #jussayin

Saturday, June 11, 2016 06:17:26 PM from Twitter for Android

I mean.... we'd much rather bang Emma Stone, but these cougars https://t.co/V7uTnJaBun to chill with

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Saturday, June 11, 2016 06:56:17 PM from Twitter for Android

I've got no business wearing sunglasses anymore but fuck it

Friday, June 10, 2016 08:38:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Mal just said it was cool if we had a threesome with Emma Stone so my life is complete

Friday, June 10, 2016 07:59:12 PM from Twitter for Android

When I tweeted my last tweet, I was originally worried about what the fan/ @JkBarr55 would think, but he's a G so I knew it was fine.

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Friday, June 10, 2016 08:09:27 PM from Twitter for Android

Fist pumpin down the Garden State past Asbury Park blasting some Bruce. #sojerseyrightnow

Wednesday, June 08, 2016 08:20:30 PM from Twitter for Android

Dev tried to convert Drupal content to static html and noticed it created 5500 numbered copies of the same js file on the filesystem. DAFUQ

Tuesday, June 07, 2016 05:58:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

#trees #killers #GovBallNYC #youredoinggreat https://t.co/BhTEX9VzgE

Saturday, June 04, 2016 10:03:15 PM from Twitter for Android