"I've never smashed a girl with bad phalanges" -Edgar
@MalJNew Bruceeeeeeee!
According to one of our employees: "The goal is the hole"
Thursday, April 07, 2016 09:36:25 PM from Twitter for Android
THUNDER ROADDDDDD (@ Irish American - @theiapub in New York, NY) https://t.co/oW79fxy1SN https://t.co/Kj2e7BqjVt
My junk is legitimately wearing a hole out in my jeans
Thursday, April 07, 2016 05:34:07 PM from Twitter Web Client
Jesus Christ, Dellin
Tuesday, April 05, 2016 03:43:08 PM from Twitter for Android
Happy Opening Day (Take 2)!
The entire @NYCTSubway sucked 12 dicks this morning. https://t.co/qLjU9aurhz
@MalJNew just thought a movie from 1997 was 10 years old... We are officially old AF
Saturday, April 02, 2016 02:36:18 PM from Twitter for Android
Especially Ja Rule and Ashanti
Got that Ja Rule on. Life's good.
I see the war on drugs is going swimmingly! #Murica https://t.co/e4ZGo68Ixs
Thursday, March 31, 2016 07:16:16 AM from Twitter for Android
Literally taking the Browns to the Superbowl with this food poisoning I caught from the Cleveland airport.
Tuesday, March 29, 2016 12:37:42 PM from Twitter for Android
Just told our security analyst that if she saw any alerts for a production linux server, it was me trying to guess the root password