I survived the weekend

Tuesday, May 31, 2016 11:09:38 AM from Twitter Web Client

Cause' that's what a mothafuckin monsta do

Tuesday, May 31, 2016 12:07:24 AM from Twitter for Android

Lol Coldplay clocks. #sogoodtho

Monday, May 30, 2016 11:53:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Status: walking to a bar with a slice of NYC pizza in my hand

Monday, May 30, 2016 10:38:54 PM from Twitter for Android

The Yankees suck a cock and I've taken up drinking too much the past few days

Monday, May 30, 2016 09:11:52 PM from Twitter for Android

@__JLu used to use tabs. Now I use spaces. When you have something like Python that bitches about spacing, you get used to it

Monday, May 30, 2016 03:51:23 PM from Twitter for Android

My tweets don't even make sense tonight. Jesus Christ.

Monday, May 30, 2016 02:39:33 AM from Twitter for Android

Pretty sure my Lyft guy tonight was on coke listening in to techno in a euro clurb.

Monday, May 30, 2016 02:38:55 AM from Twitter for Android

Dem crackers twerkin https://t.co/KnloCSnobe

Monday, May 30, 2016 01:52:52 AM from Twitter for Android

May I know that I can get a chance to see the attached file

Monday, May 30, 2016 01:20:09 AM from Twitter for Android

#lolmets that this Queens bar has Dodgers fans in it than Mets fans

Monday, May 30, 2016 12:42:07 AM from Twitter for Android

12 Dodgizz fans just walked into a bar in Queens. Wut?

Monday, May 30, 2016 12:38:38 AM from Twitter for Android

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Friday, May 27, 2016 11:09:14 PM from Twitter for Android

My Bella 😭😭😭😭😭😭😥😥😥😥😖😖😖😖😖😖😟😞😟😞😢😭😦😧

Friday, May 27, 2016 10:36:49 PM from Twitter for Android