@TWC_Help all good. A reboot of the modem solved it
Saturday, April 23, 2016 12:23:58 AM from Twitter for Android
Love how @TWC_NYNJ shits the bed and the whole internet breaks when one device backs up to iCloud at max upload bandwidth (a blazing 5mbps)
Saturday, April 23, 2016 12:04:58 AM from Twitter for Android
Alexey sucks a dick at documentation
Marketing dept over at @Azure: "Our portal is such a fuckin piece of shit, you might as well just do everything through Powershell"
2001 on loop all day long and I'm all like "fuck you too bitch call the cops"
Wednesday, April 20, 2016 03:41:01 PM from Twitter Web Client
These crackers just SQL injection shut down my SQL server #assholes #parameterize
Wednesday, April 20, 2016 02:53:41 PM from Twitter for Android
Get this fuckin corpse away from my desk. Asks me if sql scripts were run in 2014. How the hell should I know. What are you a comedian?
It's 7am and the keg just tempted me....
Some motherfucker smells like mildew and B.O. #thefuckingsubway
Some Technotronic came on my Google Music on this early assed train ride and now it's like like the clurb up in this bitch
What dumb bitch at @Azure thought it was a good idea for the portal to scroll horizontally? Thing keeps auto scrolling and spazzing out
Trains always show up back to back to back... In the other direction. Meanwhile, I've been here like an asshole forever. #thefuckingsubway
Love how the entire subway bench is open and this kid decides to sit right on top of my asshole #thefuckingsubway
Azure sucks 12 dicks