This Russian restaurant/ bath house combo smells like weed

Tuesday, May 03, 2016 02:59:56 PM from Twitter for Android

The Russians took us out for lunch...

....annnd I'm hammered

Tuesday, May 03, 2016 02:30:14 PM from Twitter for Android

Performers should be forcibly ejected if they stay in the same car for more than one stop #TheFuckingSubway

Monday, May 02, 2016 06:40:21 PM from Twitter for Android

The 8-15 Yankees and 15-8 Mets is not how this is supposed to go...

Monday, May 02, 2016 11:30:28 AM from Twitter Web Client

Feels like a dreary October day

Sunday, May 01, 2016 02:24:25 PM from Twitter for Android

@ky9 @Mets Pepsi's better but it's all about who pays more

Sunday, May 01, 2016 01:32:47 PM from Twitter for Android

Cabbie is driving like an absolute savage

Saturday, April 30, 2016 11:25:44 PM from Twitter for Android

Cuncel da Yankees

Saturday, April 30, 2016 08:22:17 PM from Twitter for Android

BX --> BK

Saturday, April 30, 2016 08:18:29 PM from Twitter for Android

@__JLu fuck all those suits

Saturday, April 30, 2016 06:08:58 PM from Twitter for Android

This fat fuck had a sausage and peppers (not hot dogs, @__JLu ) AND a cheese steak at Yankee Stadium today. #nom

Saturday, April 30, 2016 05:52:15 PM from Twitter for Android

Protip: The South Bronx is pretty rough

Saturday, April 30, 2016 03:21:56 PM from Twitter for Android

This train's slower than Ted Cruz #TheFuckingSubway

Thursday, April 28, 2016 11:13:57 PM from Twitter for Android

We've let two "express" trains pass us on the local track. I'm sure the guy running this train has his thumb in his ass #TheFuckingSubway

Thursday, April 28, 2016 11:07:40 PM from Twitter for Android