Stupid cunts had one on the grill and still would sell it to me

Wednesday, June 15, 2016 09:56:19 PM from Twitter for Android

For fuck's sake why does my.piece of shit phone keep autocorrecting Citifield to "CutiField" #cunts

Wednesday, June 15, 2016 09:55:04 PM from Twitter for Android

I can't believe I didn't get sausage and peppers. The fucking Mets and CutiField are dead to me

Wednesday, June 15, 2016 09:54:12 PM from Twitter for Android

@CitiField bring me sausage and peppers assholes

Wednesday, June 15, 2016 09:49:18 PM from Twitter for Android

So mad at CutiField right now. #sausageandpeppersyoufuckincunts

Wednesday, June 15, 2016 09:45:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Yo @CitiField you stupid cunts. How do you stop selling sausage and peppers in the 8th? Now I have to eat this shitty hot dog

Wednesday, June 15, 2016 09:42:37 PM from Twitter for Android

@keegs141 walking there so fast you're skipping words

In reply to @keegs141's tweet

Wednesday, June 15, 2016 07:50:10 PM from Twitter for Android

#thefuckingsubway

Wednesday, June 15, 2016 06:29:56 PM from Twitter for Android

IT guy was being a douchenozzle so I boosted his keyboard. https://t.co/v8jSYueedG

Tuesday, June 14, 2016 04:07:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Yo @Microsoft go fuck yourself with Error: 0x800f081f that's impossible to fix without a clean format. Rather than buying LinkedIn, fix it

Monday, June 13, 2016 09:48:21 PM from Twitter Web Client

@MalJNew ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡ hhhhhhhhh

Sunday, June 12, 2016 01:16:38 AM from Twitter for Android

Drunk and hungry AF for steak

Saturday, June 11, 2016 08:13:15 PM from Twitter for Android

See?! Jeebus larvs me. He said so himself. And he only loves some. https://t.co/9KLZs0YUIc

Saturday, June 11, 2016 08:12:00 PM from Twitter for Android

@JesusLovesSome I love you Jesus

In reply to @JesusLovesSome's tweet

Saturday, June 11, 2016 07:50:15 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @JesusLovesSome: @portfolioso Pretty old, I'd say. Older than I ever lived.

Saturday, June 11, 2016 07:28:05 PM from Twitter for Android