Oh for fuck's sake. Just found out that one of our apps has a different version of redis on the master than the slave.

Friday, May 06, 2016 11:49:20 AM from Twitter Web Client

This bathroom smells like sex and vomit

Wednesday, May 04, 2016 11:06:37 PM from Twitter for Android

Meredith Merakovits is pretty rough looking @YESNetwork

Wednesday, May 04, 2016 10:38:31 PM from Twitter for Android

Would be nice if my fuckin key worked in the fuckin lock. #raisetherenttho. Get me the fuck out of this cess pool city

Wednesday, May 04, 2016 01:25:16 AM from Twitter for Android

I genuinely wonder how much better the world would be if everyone would just think for themselves instead of worrying about judgment.

Wednesday, May 04, 2016 01:21:01 AM from Twitter for Android

Protip in life: If you don't like who the fuck I am, go fuck yourself

Wednesday, May 04, 2016 01:18:02 AM from Twitter for Android

Cuncel da @Yankees cya in 2017

Tuesday, May 03, 2016 11:15:41 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm a negative asshole that no one likes!

Tuesday, May 03, 2016 09:13:06 PM from Twitter for Android

I was drunk twice today and didn't get hungover either time! #score

Tuesday, May 03, 2016 08:20:23 PM from Twitter for Android

@BadPointer their shows were Sunday and Monday lol.

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Tuesday, May 03, 2016 08:19:35 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @sadserver: the pids aren't alright

Tuesday, May 03, 2016 08:16:49 PM from Twitter for Android

@ky9 yes it does

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Tuesday, May 03, 2016 08:14:33 PM from Twitter for Android

@RockNationRadio I was being force-fed vodka at a Russian place and saw an Eddie Vedder doppelgänger, so my B

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Tuesday, May 03, 2016 03:25:11 PM from Twitter for Android

@RockNationRadio ah shit I thought they had two nights at the garden

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Tuesday, May 03, 2016 03:23:33 PM from Twitter for Android

I'd do pretty gay things for 2 Pearl Jam tickets at the garden later. #jussayin

Tuesday, May 03, 2016 03:05:49 PM from Twitter for Android