Really happy Cleveland's got more than this going for them now: https://t.co/slSg2u3hmO

Monday, June 20, 2016 01:04:20 AM from Twitter for Android

Pure savagery in Cleveland right now. https://t.co/BTx9svfcuX

Monday, June 20, 2016 12:59:50 AM from Twitter for Android

Yes. Hangouts is a piece of shit. "Weekend poll: do you think Google Allo should replace Hangouts?" https://t.co/o5qksASh7s

Sunday, June 19, 2016 07:09:54 PM from Twitter for Android

Our codebase has a nullable bool for "PrefersFemale"

Thursday, June 16, 2016 10:36:55 AM from Twitter Web Client

Tried to close my tab last night and didn't have one open

Thursday, June 16, 2016 09:00:35 AM from Twitter for Android

@KFCBarstool they stopped selling sausage and peppers in the 8th. Pure savagery

In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet

Thursday, June 16, 2016 12:44:28 AM from Twitter for Android

Really could have used a sausage and peppers tonight, you guys

Thursday, June 16, 2016 12:36:56 AM from Twitter for Android

This dude Dante at the bar claims he named the band A Perfect Circle. 😉

Thursday, June 16, 2016 12:19:54 AM from Twitter for Android

We've got an AMFYOYO here

Thursday, June 16, 2016 12:11:01 AM from Twitter for Android

AMFYOYO: Adios motherfucker, you're on your own

Thursday, June 16, 2016 12:10:26 AM from Twitter for Android

"Youse got any menthols? I only got these Chinese cigarettes" this degenerate literally has Chinese cigarettes

Thursday, June 16, 2016 12:08:19 AM from Twitter for Android

Pretty sure the @Yankees would have gotten me a sausage and peppers

Wednesday, June 15, 2016 10:29:28 PM from Twitter for Android

I need to get my life together. This is the 3rd or 4th time I got belligerent over sausage and peppers. Just ask @Fantasy_Mania about Boston

Wednesday, June 15, 2016 10:16:19 PM from Twitter for Android

Thor blew his shutout bottom 9 with 2 outs because Citifield refused to give me sausage and peppers

Wednesday, June 15, 2016 10:04:00 PM from Twitter for Android

Pure savagery at Citifield for denying me sausage and peppers

Wednesday, June 15, 2016 09:58:41 PM from Twitter for Android