#Wildwood2016: cougar grannies #lol
Saturday, June 11, 2016 07:07:59 PM from Twitter for Android
Jesus Christ. How old am I getting that I'm hanging out with three cougar grannies and I'm actually having a good time.
Saturday, June 11, 2016 07:06:44 PM from Twitter for Android
Mal and I are obsessed with these cougar grannies at the pool #jussayin
Saturday, June 11, 2016 06:17:26 PM from Twitter for Android
I mean.... we'd much rather bang Emma Stone, but these cougars https://t.co/V7uTnJaBun to chill with
Saturday, June 11, 2016 06:56:17 PM from Twitter for Android
I've got no business wearing sunglasses anymore but fuck it
Mal just said it was cool if we had a threesome with Emma Stone so my life is complete
When I tweeted my last tweet, I was originally worried about what the fan/ @JkBarr55 would think, but he's a G so I knew it was fine.
Fist pumpin down the Garden State past Asbury Park blasting some Bruce. #sojerseyrightnow
Wednesday, June 08, 2016 08:20:30 PM from Twitter for Android
Dev tried to convert Drupal content to static html and noticed it created 5500 numbered copies of the same js file on the filesystem. DAFUQ
#trees #killers #GovBallNYC #youredoinggreat https://t.co/BhTEX9VzgE
Saturday, June 04, 2016 10:03:15 PM from Twitter for Android
I want a cheesesteak
You mean to tell me I can type anything and it'll show here? #GovBallNYC #youredoinggreat
Some pair of balls to run your meeting 45 minutes over
Thursday, June 02, 2016 04:31:11 PM from Twitter for Android
Everything is fake: https://t.co/DNXtsLk6SJ
@scoopandslam Thanks! Hope all's well!
Wednesday, June 01, 2016 04:46:36 PM from Twitter Web Client