Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I intend on eating nothing but broccoli rabe for days. It's for my health since I ate like a fat ass glutton all week

Y'all motherfuckers are jealous of my broccoli rabe in garlic and oil. Yeahhhhh jeets https://t.co/DxIQhREeOJ

Someone tell our motherfuckin director of QA that when shit breaks in a new build and worked before, IT'S NOT MY CONFIGURATION ISSUE #cunts

#thefuckingsubway being slow af as usual

Don't threaten me with a good time. I can go on forever with the 90s techno https://t.co/6EXPRNfHFg

My cab right now is exactly like this: https://t.co/xnnb6KrAfe

This Russian Lyft driver is Russian and a new level of crazy. Blasting jams, strobing his lights and pumping His breaks to the beat

@portfolioso GRAMMAR for the win. *brakes. Also said he was Russian twice. Fail

Today, this fat fuck ate 1.5 sausage and pepper sandwiches, a hot dog, 5 chicken tenders, fries, a burger, brownies and chips

So did Juno make it to Jupiter's orbit yet?

"Never pull out too early" -Vinny

Fredi Patricio Yauri is a phenomenal DJ

I had so much blue Curacao that my poop is blue

Plane doesn't even land for 5 minutes and I already had 3 things to rage about in this cess pool city

Yo @__JLu ... My friend Bob Johnson traveled with us. https://t.co/dD7FiuyKB4