Some player has to invent a better WiFi standard where you can hop between APs like cell towers. Because it's horrid https://t.co/lkzxmeseh9

Thursday, June 30, 2016 09:45:54 PM from Twitter for Android

Pretty sure I'm stalking this guy. HOOKS us up with drinks. I go to whatever bat he's assigned to.

Thursday, June 30, 2016 09:25:02 PM from Twitter for Android

My boy Jaleel (aka Rock) is my dude. I'm taking him back to the states with me.

Thursday, June 30, 2016 09:22:11 PM from Twitter for Android

Horse shit. White wine for guys? You're soft. KFC and Kmarko are better than you. @stoolpresidente https://t.co/QC5M9OveQk

Tuesday, June 28, 2016 11:36:54 PM from Twitter for Android

My boy needs to play some Aladdin right now #noshame #sorrynotsorry

Tuesday, June 28, 2016 10:58:18 PM from Twitter for Android

@scoopandslam miss getting sausage and peppers at the old Stadium with @__JLu

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Tuesday, June 28, 2016 10:47:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Middle aged motherfuckers really know how to get rowdy at the piano bar

Tuesday, June 28, 2016 10:43:38 PM from Twitter for Android

@scoopandslam been to Yankee Stadium twice this year. For soccer. Will always root for the Yanks but their corporate bs sickens me.

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Tuesday, June 28, 2016 10:30:40 PM from Twitter for Android

@scoopandslam Yankee Stadium is desolate and designed for rich corporate assholes. Sucks that everyone I talk to says Citifield's better.

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Tuesday, June 28, 2016 10:34:09 PM from Twitter for Android

Mal at the piano bar in the Bahamas: "He can't keep playing this white.music all night. Stevie wonder next please!"

Tuesday, June 28, 2016 10:03:35 PM from Twitter for Android

@mustang_sarah my first computer's HD was barely 1GB and the programs and files were so small I'd never thought I'd fill it

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Sunday, June 26, 2016 10:58:05 PM from Twitter for Android

I love Brian on Family Guy. He's got the right idea
Mo-ji-to

Sunday, June 26, 2016 05:01:30 PM from Twitter for Android

Mojitos for days

Sunday, June 26, 2016 05:01:09 PM from Twitter for Android

Mo ji to

https://t.co/G862orWr4o

Sunday, June 26, 2016 05:00:37 PM from Twitter for Android

Mojito...

Saturday, June 25, 2016 09:59:12 PM from Twitter for Android