@scoopandslam miss getting sausage and peppers at the old Stadium with @__JLu
Middle aged motherfuckers really know how to get rowdy at the piano bar
@scoopandslam been to Yankee Stadium twice this year. For soccer. Will always root for the Yanks but their corporate bs sickens me.
@scoopandslam Yankee Stadium is desolate and designed for rich corporate assholes. Sucks that everyone I talk to says Citifield's better.
Mal at the piano bar in the Bahamas: "He can't keep playing this white.music all night. Stevie wonder next please!"
@mustang_sarah my first computer's HD was barely 1GB and the programs and files were so small I'd never thought I'd fill it
I love Brian on Family Guy. He's got the right idea
Mo-ji-to
Mojitos for days
Mojito...
Saturday, June 25, 2016 09:59:12 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm all about this Kalik Bahamian beer. It's going down way too scarily smooth.
Saturday, June 25, 2016 04:19:15 PM from Twitter for Android
UK is leaving the EU, so obviously everyone sell all your stocks because that makes sense
Burger King hangover breakfast on point. I didn't drink last night. But I am having a sympathy hangover breakfast to make up for Tuesday
Pretty sure I set a record with the number of times I puked yesterday (muted) on conference calls. Every call before 1PM.
Thursday, June 23, 2016 02:04:50 AM from Twitter for Android
"An Ulner collateral ligament teah" https://t.co/qjn8969fbd
Wednesday, June 22, 2016 09:53:34 PM from Twitter for Android