Hour number 4 of Time Warner being unable to activate my modem. Missing work. Two days without internet. Need compensation for this bullshit

Friday, July 29, 2016 03:00:54 PM from Twitter for Android

@TWC_Help no, I have a tech here who is working with someone else to do it. Thanks though.

In reply to @TWC_Help's tweet

Friday, July 29, 2016 01:46:28 PM from Twitter for Android

Fucking abysmal. I have mothefucking things to do.

Friday, July 29, 2016 01:29:11 PM from Twitter for Android

Fucking absurd @TWC_Help wasting 2.5 hours of my time because they can't get the fucking modem activated. Garbage service

Friday, July 29, 2016 01:27:56 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm gonna fuckin punch Time Warner in the face.

Friday, July 29, 2016 01:07:40 PM from Twitter for Android

@TWC_NYNJ 2 hours and you can't even get a modem activated. Swapped out my modem because it stopped working after your outage yesterday. F-

Friday, July 29, 2016 12:51:22 PM from Twitter for Android

My PowerShell scripting is going phenomenally,so naturally I've been screaming YEAH JEETS out loud in the office all morning

Thursday, July 28, 2016 11:24:07 AM from Twitter Web Client

DBA next to me is straight out of Putin-land and thinks I'm batshit crazy, which I am.

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Thursday, July 28, 2016 11:24:59 AM from Twitter Web Client

https://t.co/AvLNJEv8K8

Tuesday, July 26, 2016 03:11:19 AM from Twitter for Android

NYC periwinkle skies

Tuesday, July 26, 2016 01:18:27 AM from Twitter for Android

#thefuckingsubway https://t.co/Q9dYWuP5Ny

Tuesday, July 26, 2016 01:09:36 AM from Twitter for Android

#thefuckinsubway never works right and 100% of yellow cabs never have the A/C on. #sweatingballs gotta get out of this cess pool city

Monday, July 25, 2016 10:00:52 PM from Twitter for Android

Was distracted through an entire meeting because I thought I left my phone in the shitter (it was on my desk)

Monday, July 25, 2016 01:02:31 PM from Twitter Web Client

At the Guns N Roses concert. Just played Civil War. Which is what'll happen to America if Trump wins

Saturday, July 23, 2016 11:17:51 PM from Twitter for Android

I've gotta go

Thursday, July 21, 2016 12:53:23 AM from Twitter for Android