Pluto's tight, son https://t.co/8obW8qnFAP

Friday, May 27, 2016 02:44:06 PM from Twitter Web Client

Is the office bar open yet?

Friday, May 27, 2016 02:41:59 PM from Twitter Web Client

Happy Friyay

Friday, May 27, 2016 08:44:27 AM from Twitter for Android

#thefuckingsubway

Thursday, May 26, 2016 09:30:24 AM from Twitter for Android

RT @PeruvianPrncs: Help! What's a filter on Snapchat? How do I engage our clients on it? #oldmillenial #pdxdms

Thursday, May 26, 2016 12:32:20 AM from Twitter for Android

Ima bang this NY pizza

Wednesday, May 25, 2016 11:45:57 PM from Twitter for Android

This pizza's fleek. Did I say that right? #oldmillenial

Wednesday, May 25, 2016 11:44:36 PM from Twitter for Android

Vinny " sir. Can we put the can in reverse please?"

Wednesday, May 25, 2016 11:01:05 PM from Twitter for Android

I hang out with such hot guys, they get hit on by HOTTTT girls sleeping and drooling out the front of a cab

Wednesday, May 25, 2016 11:00:35 PM from Twitter for Android

This Asian slut is all about Young Mark's chest hair. #jussayin

Wednesday, May 25, 2016 10:45:22 PM from Twitter for Android

I keep stealing Pat's beer

Wednesday, May 25, 2016 10:44:03 PM from Twitter for Android

Yo @YouTube. Way to send me a YouTube red marketing email when I'm already a subscriber via @GooglePlayMusic dunce

Wednesday, May 25, 2016 10:39:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Is there any way to see what I just Snapchated? Because I'm pretty sure I won't remember this in the am or 5 mins from now... #oldmillenial

Wednesday, May 25, 2016 10:36:37 PM from Twitter for Android

I don't understand how the Snapchat works. #oldmillenial

Wednesday, May 25, 2016 10:25:58 PM from Twitter for Android

I knew I was gonna be this sloppy. Called it this morning. Rarely party, but I can call it when I sense I'm gonna go nuts

Wednesday, May 25, 2016 10:25:21 PM from Twitter for Android