My cab right now is exactly like this: https://t.co/xnnb6KrAfe
This Russian Lyft driver is Russian and a new level of crazy. Blasting jams, strobing his lights and pumping His breaks to the beat
@portfolioso GRAMMAR for the win. *brakes. Also said he was Russian twice. Fail
Today, this fat fuck ate 1.5 sausage and pepper sandwiches, a hot dog, 5 chicken tenders, fries, a burger, brownies and chips
So did Juno make it to Jupiter's orbit yet?
"Never pull out too early" -Vinny
Fredi Patricio Yauri is a phenomenal DJ
I had so much blue Curacao that my poop is blue
Plane doesn't even land for 5 minutes and I already had 3 things to rage about in this cess pool city
Saturday, July 02, 2016 08:37:36 PM from Twitter for Android
Yo @__JLu ... My friend Bob Johnson traveled with us. https://t.co/dD7FiuyKB4
Saturday, July 02, 2016 04:41:33 PM from Twitter for Android
Savage move that the bartender is secretly giving booze to the cops in a coffee cup. Mad respect. Mad respect. I love this country.
Saturday, July 02, 2016 04:39:20 PM from Twitter for Android
Cuncel da @Delta. 100% of flights I ever booked with them were delayed.
Saturday, July 02, 2016 04:22:50 PM from Twitter for Android
Can't leave this troublemaker for 5 mins and they sent the po po over. @MalJNew https://t.co/rArb3xWFCX
Saturday, July 02, 2016 04:13:11 PM from Twitter for Android
Bartender's doing buybacks at the airportbar. Unheard of. Beyond impressed. Hell would freeze over before they did that in NYC
Saturday, July 02, 2016 03:44:42 PM from Twitter for Android
See, @Delta is delayed again, which means I'll just have more rum
Saturday, July 02, 2016 03:33:38 PM from Twitter for Android