Mal just said it was cool if we had a threesome with Emma Stone so my life is complete

Friday, June 10, 2016 07:59:12 PM from Twitter for Android

When I tweeted my last tweet, I was originally worried about what the fan/ @JkBarr55 would think, but he's a G so I knew it was fine.

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Friday, June 10, 2016 08:09:27 PM from Twitter for Android

Fist pumpin down the Garden State past Asbury Park blasting some Bruce. #sojerseyrightnow

Wednesday, June 08, 2016 08:20:30 PM from Twitter for Android

Dev tried to convert Drupal content to static html and noticed it created 5500 numbered copies of the same js file on the filesystem. DAFUQ

Tuesday, June 07, 2016 05:58:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

#trees #killers #GovBallNYC #youredoinggreat https://t.co/BhTEX9VzgE

Saturday, June 04, 2016 10:03:15 PM from Twitter for Android

I want a cheesesteak

Friday, June 03, 2016 06:57:05 PM from Twitter for Android

You mean to tell me I can type anything and it'll show here? #GovBallNYC #youredoinggreat

Friday, June 03, 2016 03:42:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Some pair of balls to run your meeting 45 minutes over

Thursday, June 02, 2016 04:31:11 PM from Twitter for Android

Everything is fake: https://t.co/DNXtsLk6SJ

Thursday, June 02, 2016 09:54:58 AM from Twitter Web Client

@scoopandslam Thanks! Hope all's well!

In reply to @scoopandslam's tweet

Wednesday, June 01, 2016 04:46:36 PM from Twitter Web Client

I survived the weekend

Tuesday, May 31, 2016 11:09:38 AM from Twitter Web Client

Cause' that's what a mothafuckin monsta do

Tuesday, May 31, 2016 12:07:24 AM from Twitter for Android

Lol Coldplay clocks. #sogoodtho

Monday, May 30, 2016 11:53:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Status: walking to a bar with a slice of NYC pizza in my hand

Monday, May 30, 2016 10:38:54 PM from Twitter for Android

The Yankees suck a cock and I've taken up drinking too much the past few days

Monday, May 30, 2016 09:11:52 PM from Twitter for Android

@__JLu used to use tabs. Now I use spaces. When you have something like Python that bitches about spacing, you get used to it

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Monday, May 30, 2016 03:51:23 PM from Twitter for Android