Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

@_Frankalank Nassau Bar in lower Manhattan

@_Frankalank idk what you're up to these days but if you show up here, that's hysterical and will make my life.

@_Frankalank Ali Mac just showed up so get here

"I can't believe I forgot.my bottoms today" - Bartender

@_Frankalank I cannot. You can literally floss her asshole

@_Frankalank also only if you like short haired girls. Dealbreaker for me. But #datazzdoe

There isn't enough cocaine in the world to explain how much this bikini bartender is on right now

I've got this fuckin config file that inexplicably keeps getting overwritten with some mystery version. WUT DEE FUCK MON

Whoever is eating the M&Ms toppers from the YoCrunch yogurts in our work fridge is an asshole. Savage move. Go buy your own fuckin M&Ms

Trains been at the station for 5 mins with the doors open letting the heat in. #thefuckingsubway

This guy's fuckin goat/cow worshiping music needs to stop coming out of his headphones while I sit next to him

Right. Let's try this again Tuesday.

Smells like mildewed, crusty, sweaty homeless asshole on this train

R train sucks a cock. 20 mins for it to show up in the morning. 20 minutes for it to show up going home. #thefuckingsubway

I'm going to punch everyone in the face right now