Mal just said it was cool if we had a threesome with Emma Stone so my life is complete
When I tweeted my last tweet, I was originally worried about what the fan/ @JkBarr55 would think, but he's a G so I knew it was fine.
Fist pumpin down the Garden State past Asbury Park blasting some Bruce. #sojerseyrightnow
Wednesday, June 08, 2016 08:20:30 PM from Twitter for Android
Dev tried to convert Drupal content to static html and noticed it created 5500 numbered copies of the same js file on the filesystem. DAFUQ
#trees #killers #GovBallNYC #youredoinggreat https://t.co/BhTEX9VzgE
Saturday, June 04, 2016 10:03:15 PM from Twitter for Android
I want a cheesesteak
You mean to tell me I can type anything and it'll show here? #GovBallNYC #youredoinggreat
Some pair of balls to run your meeting 45 minutes over
Thursday, June 02, 2016 04:31:11 PM from Twitter for Android
Everything is fake: https://t.co/DNXtsLk6SJ
@scoopandslam Thanks! Hope all's well!
Wednesday, June 01, 2016 04:46:36 PM from Twitter Web Client
I survived the weekend
Cause' that's what a mothafuckin monsta do
Lol Coldplay clocks. #sogoodtho
Status: walking to a bar with a slice of NYC pizza in my hand
The Yankees suck a cock and I've taken up drinking too much the past few days
@__JLu used to use tabs. Now I use spaces. When you have something like Python that bitches about spacing, you get used to it