https://t.co/cBX4veU1qh #thefuckingsubway

Wednesday, July 13, 2016 03:16:10 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fuckin @ConEdison. Used more electric last July than this July, and this year's bill is much higher. Another reason why I'm leaving NYC

Wednesday, July 13, 2016 01:13:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

@scoopandslam its okay I've been out drinking

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Tuesday, July 12, 2016 10:52:21 PM from Twitter for Android

@scoopandslam much better than paint.

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Tuesday, July 12, 2016 10:49:07 PM from Twitter for Android

I smell like booze and pizza. I'm fuckin gross

Tuesday, July 12, 2016 10:47:37 PM from Twitter for Android

This bar smells like CD-RWs. Anyone else remember how those used to smell, or am I old AF?

Tuesday, July 12, 2016 09:16:57 PM from Twitter for Android

#Nelson2016 is just about on point with this year's presidential candidates. 'Murica https://t.co/PJBF4vrnnR

Monday, July 11, 2016 08:23:50 PM from Twitter for Android

@RockNationRadio nice ass guy in the blue shirt

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Monday, July 11, 2016 07:14:30 PM from Twitter for Android

This is a good thing. They can't have full access to my Google account https://t.co/SP0weJe7QH

Monday, July 11, 2016 07:12:36 PM from Twitter for Android

Train has been parked at Queens Plaza for 5 minutes #thefuckingsubway

Monday, July 11, 2016 07:10:17 PM from Twitter for Android

Wait a sec. I never actually authorized Niantic to my Google account and I don't see it listed as having access under connected apps DAFUQ

Monday, July 11, 2016 06:56:32 PM from Twitter for Android

They know everything now (always did): https://t.co/wyEVWiRQMV

Monday, July 11, 2016 06:50:04 PM from Twitter for Android

Smells like old man balls on this train

Monday, July 11, 2016 08:18:25 AM from Twitter for Android

"Forced to buy more storage they'll never use?" Idiotic. You can fill up 16GB in 2 seconds. I agree with Apple https://t.co/MwVgFL4Kph

Sunday, July 10, 2016 02:52:53 PM from Twitter Web Client

Lol with the array indexes. #bugsonbugsonbugs https://t.co/32ewtHgj4g

Saturday, July 09, 2016 01:24:35 PM from Twitter for Android