Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Really could have used a sausage and peppers tonight, you guys

This dude Dante at the bar claims he named the band A Perfect Circle. 😉

We've got an AMFYOYO here

AMFYOYO: Adios motherfucker, you're on your own

"Youse got any menthols? I only got these Chinese cigarettes" this degenerate literally has Chinese cigarettes

Pretty sure the @Yankees would have gotten me a sausage and peppers

I need to get my life together. This is the 3rd or 4th time I got belligerent over sausage and peppers. Just ask @Fantasy_Mania about Boston

Thor blew his shutout bottom 9 with 2 outs because Citifield refused to give me sausage and peppers

Pure savagery at Citifield for denying me sausage and peppers

Stupid cunts had one on the grill and still would sell it to me

For fuck's sake why does my.piece of shit phone keep autocorrecting Citifield to "CutiField" #cunts

I can't believe I didn't get sausage and peppers. The fucking Mets and CutiField are dead to me

@CitiField bring me sausage and peppers assholes

Yo @CitiField you stupid cunts. How do you stop selling sausage and peppers in the 8th? Now I have to eat this shitty hot dog