Mojitos for days
Mojito...
Saturday, June 25, 2016 09:59:12 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm all about this Kalik Bahamian beer. It's going down way too scarily smooth.
Saturday, June 25, 2016 04:19:15 PM from Twitter for Android
UK is leaving the EU, so obviously everyone sell all your stocks because that makes sense
Burger King hangover breakfast on point. I didn't drink last night. But I am having a sympathy hangover breakfast to make up for Tuesday
Pretty sure I set a record with the number of times I puked yesterday (muted) on conference calls. Every call before 1PM.
Thursday, June 23, 2016 02:04:50 AM from Twitter for Android
"An Ulner collateral ligament teah" https://t.co/qjn8969fbd
Wednesday, June 22, 2016 09:53:34 PM from Twitter for Android
No kidding. Lenovo sucks a teensy dick. Their Moto Z looks horrendous. Getting a Nexus. https://t.co/trCTQS2fAi #android #feedly
Wednesday, June 22, 2016 12:20:35 AM from Twitter for Android
New York city is a really bad city to drive in. Or raise a family in. Or prosper in. Or be not homeless in. Or not be a savage in.
Wednesday, June 22, 2016 12:08:23 AM from Twitter for Android
Cuncel da middle east https://t.co/F3y5kK4MPO
Went out for a drink tonight after work. Was going to leave at like 8.... ....annnd. I'm hammered
See.... the ladies' faucets are going off for CJ
I'm wingmaning so hard ring now. Nate and Anna better bang tonight
Snapchat has a horse shit UI. Kids of tomorrow are gonna create apps like this? We're fucked.