LOL @Delta thx for the delay. Our friend Greg's HOOKING us up at the resort while we wait for ya delay. Jokes on you https://t.co/XCgvO50FDP
Saturday, July 02, 2016 11:39:31 AM from Twitter for Android
"Government invented zika and never vaccinate your kids" for fuck's sake. When your kid dies of the mumps I'll laugh.
Thursday, June 30, 2016 10:29:12 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm down with some conspiracy theories but Jesus Christ these rednecks we met from some bumblefuck southern state are WAY OUT THERE.
Thursday, June 30, 2016 10:27:49 PM from Twitter for Android
Some player has to invent a better WiFi standard where you can hop between APs like cell towers. Because it's horrid https://t.co/lkzxmeseh9
Thursday, June 30, 2016 09:45:54 PM from Twitter for Android
Pretty sure I'm stalking this guy. HOOKS us up with drinks. I go to whatever bat he's assigned to.
Thursday, June 30, 2016 09:25:02 PM from Twitter for Android
My boy Jaleel (aka Rock) is my dude. I'm taking him back to the states with me.
Thursday, June 30, 2016 09:22:11 PM from Twitter for Android
Horse shit. White wine for guys? You're soft. KFC and Kmarko are better than you. @stoolpresidente https://t.co/QC5M9OveQk
My boy needs to play some Aladdin right now #noshame #sorrynotsorry
@scoopandslam miss getting sausage and peppers at the old Stadium with @__JLu
Middle aged motherfuckers really know how to get rowdy at the piano bar
@scoopandslam been to Yankee Stadium twice this year. For soccer. Will always root for the Yanks but their corporate bs sickens me.
@scoopandslam Yankee Stadium is desolate and designed for rich corporate assholes. Sucks that everyone I talk to says Citifield's better.
Mal at the piano bar in the Bahamas: "He can't keep playing this white.music all night. Stevie wonder next please!"
@mustang_sarah my first computer's HD was barely 1GB and the programs and files were so small I'd never thought I'd fill it
I love Brian on Family Guy. He's got the right idea
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