Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Freddy is flat out waving at a chick across the way and smiling at her like a goofball

Fill a balloon with hydrogen and light it. Imagine if that was a big bang, and that instant took billions of years and formed all of space?

Complete bullshit I cannot make it to the @Fantasy_Mania draft. Send my regards to those sausage and peppers mañana

I will reiterate a quote from my boy Derick circa 2011: "them n**** is fuckin"

Just pouring myself some Tito's. CEO was directly behind me. NBD

I apologize in advance for my tweets later tonight #sorrynotsorry

The IT guys are usually always mad at me

Our VP of sales walked into a bar

@_Frankalank Nassau Bar in lower Manhattan

@_Frankalank idk what you're up to these days but if you show up here, that's hysterical and will make my life.

@_Frankalank Ali Mac just showed up so get here

"I can't believe I forgot.my bottoms today" - Bartender

@_Frankalank I cannot. You can literally floss her asshole

@_Frankalank also only if you like short haired girls. Dealbreaker for me. But #datazzdoe

There isn't enough cocaine in the world to explain how much this bikini bartender is on right now