This just about sums up where I work... https://t.co/jGzw40fjHp
Thursday, July 07, 2016 12:59:37 AM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: If You Eat This Disgusting, Ash Coconut Ice Cream BS, You're an Idiot Millennial Hipster https://t.co/JBdZN8Z8UL
Wednesday, July 06, 2016 11:16:42 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
As if Time Warner wasn't bad enough, Charter suits are making employees even more miserable with idiotic HR policy: https://t.co/tZFGxoKEdi
I intend on eating nothing but broccoli rabe for days. It's for my health since I ate like a fat ass glutton all week
Y'all motherfuckers are jealous of my broccoli rabe in garlic and oil. Yeahhhhh jeets https://t.co/DxIQhREeOJ
Someone tell our motherfuckin director of QA that when shit breaks in a new build and worked before, IT'S NOT MY CONFIGURATION ISSUE #cunts
#thefuckingsubway being slow af as usual
Don't threaten me with a good time. I can go on forever with the 90s techno https://t.co/6EXPRNfHFg
My cab right now is exactly like this: https://t.co/xnnb6KrAfe
This Russian Lyft driver is Russian and a new level of crazy. Blasting jams, strobing his lights and pumping His breaks to the beat
@portfolioso GRAMMAR for the win. *brakes. Also said he was Russian twice. Fail
Today, this fat fuck ate 1.5 sausage and pepper sandwiches, a hot dog, 5 chicken tenders, fries, a burger, brownies and chips
So did Juno make it to Jupiter's orbit yet?
"Never pull out too early" -Vinny
Fredi Patricio Yauri is a phenomenal DJ