This just about sums up where I work... https://t.co/jGzw40fjHp

Thursday, July 07, 2016 12:59:37 AM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: If You Eat This Disgusting, Ash Coconut Ice Cream BS, You're an Idiot Millennial Hipster https://t.co/JBdZN8Z8UL

Wednesday, July 06, 2016 11:16:42 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

As if Time Warner wasn't bad enough, Charter suits are making employees even more miserable with idiotic HR policy: https://t.co/tZFGxoKEdi

Tuesday, July 05, 2016 11:10:52 PM from Twitter for Android

I intend on eating nothing but broccoli rabe for days. It's for my health since I ate like a fat ass glutton all week

Tuesday, July 05, 2016 08:39:24 PM from Twitter for Android

Y'all motherfuckers are jealous of my broccoli rabe in garlic and oil. Yeahhhhh jeets https://t.co/DxIQhREeOJ

Tuesday, July 05, 2016 08:37:01 PM from Twitter for Android

Someone tell our motherfuckin director of QA that when shit breaks in a new build and worked before, IT'S NOT MY CONFIGURATION ISSUE #cunts

Tuesday, July 05, 2016 05:09:38 PM from Twitter Web Client

#thefuckingsubway being slow af as usual

Tuesday, July 05, 2016 09:13:24 AM from Twitter for Android

Don't threaten me with a good time. I can go on forever with the 90s techno https://t.co/6EXPRNfHFg

Monday, July 04, 2016 10:16:47 PM from Twitter for Android

My cab right now is exactly like this: https://t.co/xnnb6KrAfe

Monday, July 04, 2016 08:34:18 PM from Twitter for Android

This Russian Lyft driver is Russian and a new level of crazy. Blasting jams, strobing his lights and pumping His breaks to the beat

Monday, July 04, 2016 08:33:23 PM from Twitter for Android

@portfolioso GRAMMAR for the win. *brakes. Also said he was Russian twice. Fail

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Monday, July 04, 2016 08:47:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Today, this fat fuck ate 1.5 sausage and pepper sandwiches, a hot dog, 5 chicken tenders, fries, a burger, brownies and chips

Monday, July 04, 2016 08:32:32 PM from Twitter for Android

So did Juno make it to Jupiter's orbit yet?

Monday, July 04, 2016 10:31:49 AM from Twitter for Android

"Never pull out too early" -Vinny

Monday, July 04, 2016 12:19:29 AM from Twitter for Android

Fredi Patricio Yauri is a phenomenal DJ

Sunday, July 03, 2016 11:05:39 PM from Twitter for Android