Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

@BankofAmerica Your SafePass codes are broken and not being texted to me

@BankofAmerica nvm, it was just slow af to send. All good

Got this on Slack: "I creeped on this lady next to me on the train today and she was texting someone named 'Big Daddy Long Dick'"

"Joe can you do me a favor and take this inkjet printer out of the sink?" -@MalJNew

These clouds are fucking up my view of Venus and Jupiter overlapping https://t.co/C3zecoKHTN

Vinny is playing really shitty music on my last night in Queens wtf

I don't even have proper glassed because I'm moving out, so I'll just drink out of the bottle. #klassy

Whoops. I accidentally a bottle of wine. You know... Jimmy Buffet tailgate pregame at 9:30 am

9am... Had my vitamin D and swigged it down with some wine. Bottle straight to face

@__JLu @MalJNew thanks abusers!

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

QuickDraw... Not QuixkPay. This is how dumb I am at gambling

Pat being Pat. Bringing the stupid

My boy Pat is degenerate gambling on QuickPay. Idk anyone who plays QucikPay. My degenerate numbers-playing uncle doesn't drop as much.

WordPress 4.6 is slow as fuck on my VPS and I get a server error every time I post an article now... But it posts.