Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I haven't had to try to make this train since before I moved to NYC and now I'm probably disowned even though I'm old af.

1:56 is the last train home? What a pussy assed early time. Suck it @MetroNorth

RT @BarstoolJJ: Cleveland for America 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@__JLu Charles F. Dolan gave us free HBO son

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Three days of commuting from Westchester to lower Manhattan and it sucks 12 cocks.

Got cuncelled in the board games tonight. Cuncel da @portfolioso

Yo @motorola... Suck it for being shitty now that Lenovo bought you. I need more emojis on Android 6.1 and you never pushed the update

Dem NYC cabbie smellz. Much more tolerable when you don't have to deal with them all the time

Right.... They have Seamless in NY. I'm eating the fuck out of a pizza

My fiancée really knows how to do a cooking a pizza dance. Like really well. Mmmm pizza

Down in the lower east struttin dat ass

Absolute horseshit on this article. Ain't no way Manhattan, Jersey City & Brooklyn are happy places to work: https://t.co/pes3sygRxo

I like how this stupid fuckin bitch has half the subway car open yet decides to stand right up in my grillmix

Chocolatey is a shitty package manager. No one updates openvpn, php or 7zip packages. The FUCK is the point then

Picked the wrong week to come into the office. The pen testers are here and will discover all my bullshit I have on my work laptop.