ARNIE P's AND TITOS FOR DAYS
I was just spittin some of Kayne's Monster. Coworker walked by and thought I was insulting him
When your SMS inbox is spammed by 2FA requests @sadoperator https://t.co/RzgIAMryf2
This old dude on the train. His snowy white beard is glimmering majestically. Dude's got glitter in his beard. Sandy Claus?
New blog post: If You Get a Rare Bacterial Infection Because You Decided to Get Surgery in the DR, You're an Asshole https://t.co/1fS5VHafid
Thursday, July 14, 2016 06:12:54 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Golf Channel is on at the bar. Chick in the "ship sticks" commercial for shipping golf clubs has a beyond huge rack
Thursday, July 14, 2016 03:13:19 PM from Twitter for Android
A year ago I was all giddy over Pluto because I'm a huge nerd https://t.co/LlWEpDFGVU
Thursday, July 14, 2016 02:43:50 PM from Twitter for Android
https://t.co/cBX4veU1qh #thefuckingsubway
Wednesday, July 13, 2016 03:16:10 PM from Twitter Web Client
Fuckin @ConEdison. Used more electric last July than this July, and this year's bill is much higher. Another reason why I'm leaving NYC
Wednesday, July 13, 2016 01:13:34 PM from Twitter Web Client
@scoopandslam its okay I've been out drinking
@scoopandslam much better than paint.
I smell like booze and pizza. I'm fuckin gross
This bar smells like CD-RWs. Anyone else remember how those used to smell, or am I old AF?
#Nelson2016 is just about on point with this year's presidential candidates. 'Murica https://t.co/PJBF4vrnnR
@RockNationRadio nice ass guy in the blue shirt