ARNIE P's AND TITOS FOR DAYS

Friday, July 15, 2016 05:45:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

I was just spittin some of Kayne's Monster. Coworker walked by and thought I was insulting him

Friday, July 15, 2016 05:12:24 PM from Twitter Web Client

When your SMS inbox is spammed by 2FA requests @sadoperator https://t.co/RzgIAMryf2

Friday, July 15, 2016 12:58:36 PM from Twitter Web Client

This old dude on the train. His snowy white beard is glimmering majestically. Dude's got glitter in his beard. Sandy Claus?

Friday, July 15, 2016 09:48:13 AM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: If You Get a Rare Bacterial Infection Because You Decided to Get Surgery in the DR, You're an Asshole https://t.co/1fS5VHafid

Thursday, July 14, 2016 06:12:54 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Golf Channel is on at the bar. Chick in the "ship sticks" commercial for shipping golf clubs has a beyond huge rack

Thursday, July 14, 2016 03:13:19 PM from Twitter for Android

A year ago I was all giddy over Pluto because I'm a huge nerd https://t.co/LlWEpDFGVU

Thursday, July 14, 2016 02:43:50 PM from Twitter for Android

https://t.co/cBX4veU1qh #thefuckingsubway

Wednesday, July 13, 2016 03:16:10 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fuckin @ConEdison. Used more electric last July than this July, and this year's bill is much higher. Another reason why I'm leaving NYC

Wednesday, July 13, 2016 01:13:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

@scoopandslam its okay I've been out drinking

In reply to @scoopandslam's tweet

Tuesday, July 12, 2016 10:52:21 PM from Twitter for Android

@scoopandslam much better than paint.

In reply to @scoopandslam's tweet

Tuesday, July 12, 2016 10:49:07 PM from Twitter for Android

I smell like booze and pizza. I'm fuckin gross

Tuesday, July 12, 2016 10:47:37 PM from Twitter for Android

This bar smells like CD-RWs. Anyone else remember how those used to smell, or am I old AF?

Tuesday, July 12, 2016 09:16:57 PM from Twitter for Android

#Nelson2016 is just about on point with this year's presidential candidates. 'Murica https://t.co/PJBF4vrnnR

Monday, July 11, 2016 08:23:50 PM from Twitter for Android

@RockNationRadio nice ass guy in the blue shirt

In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet

Monday, July 11, 2016 07:14:30 PM from Twitter for Android