Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Started binge watching House. My conclusion? I'm the IT version of Dr. House and my team's a bunch of IDIOTS.

OMG THE ELECTUION. MY CANDIDATE ISN'T WINNING. EVERYONE SELL YOUR STOCKS AND CRASH THE MARKET. fuckin morons

It's 2016. If you still use a SOAP API, you're an asshole. Fuckin shit is so clunky and repetitive it's not even funny

I literally just drove 20 minutes for nothing because I'm an idiot. So mad rn

I can fix anything, cunts

VSTS is a finicky cocksucker that has absolute horseshit documentation

How do you wipe your ass when you poop?

There's a big debate on the food line at the Jake. Would you rather...

@KFCBarstool it's about time you got this article back up on Barstool. Devnest fucked it up and lost it

The Sugardale onion hot dog mascot's a sluttttface

Cleveland's all about crooked dicks https://t.co/0Ia7QaXIZc

Fun times in Cleveland todayyy

@RMerlinDev any chance 380.62_1 had a crashing httpd issue also? I've had my webui not accessible a few times and don't know why

It's a Grimm situation for the Cubs right now. (I'm so #punny)

Wouldn't want to be the guy handling the mic after that performance