Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Just missed the Yanks walk off because my mind was blown because I've been calling BK's Croissan'wich "crossaint-wich" my whole life

Aero shake is the stupidest fuckin Windows feature of all time: https://t.co/O10A6VBY3W

Motorola killed the headphone jack on the Moto Z a couple weeks before Apple did, but obviously it's only a big deal when Apple does it.

sudo rm -rf /your/mom

NOTHING IS FUCKING WORKING TODAY

Azure is a piece of shit

Just checked the nutrition facts on these dollar dogs and they don't have any trans fats so they're healthy. Cue 4 more!

Oh. They don't do Cotton Eyed Joe at the 7th inning stretch at the Jake? What a shame

Welp, the Marlins are sucking and getting scalped by the Tribe, so it doesn't look like I'll get to see my boy Miller

Hot dog #6

This $2 Cleveland Bud Light is making me fill up so I can't eat as many $1 hot dogs as I wanted

In lieu of sausage and peppers, it's dollar dog night at The Jake. Yes I called it the Jake. None of this Progressive field noise.

Ahhh motherfucker. Just went on call for work. Guess I'll be up all week with our stability recently.

Why does everyone fuckin suck at what they do? I literally know nothing about GPOs and just figured out shit the go to guy couldn't. Chreest

@BankofAmerica nvm, it was just slow af to send. All good