Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I've gotta go

In the least tan person in the white castle let's put it that way. I should go back to the Bahamas for a few months.

Omg. I'm out drinkin and fuckin people are still getting shot up by the fuckin police? Christ. End it.

I love when I'm a fuckin degenerate and still put my boss on the train

Everyone needs to write their own fuckin speeches. Every politician's full shit. We're fucked https://t.co/CYKyNGUUrS

I fuckin hate restroom attendants when I only have 20s and can't tip them. #awk

@KFCBarstool Where's the original cuncel da saeson article? It got lost with the devnest disaster: https://t.co/SIC8mdIgqX

Error handling, ya friggin joke faces

This place. Got a sql job failing and waking up a DBA every night b/c some asshole's name in the system is 'Michael♪' instead of 'Michael'

Shhh. Don't tell anyone but 90s one hit wonder radio is on. "Natalie Imbruglia - Torn" came on and I got a little giddy

(What’s your name?)
T-Good
(What you do?)
I’m a plumber
(How you do it?)
I lay the pipe for that ass and make her dance
(True)

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