Freddy's going to the slutty bar later
Friday, November 18, 2016 09:02:01 PM from Twitter for Android
"This hot girl I know on LinkedIn..." -Freddy
Friday, November 18, 2016 09:55:17 AM from Twitter for Android
The guys came down for the weekend, so we're all degenerates. It's 8:45am and I probably couldn't operate heavy machinery right now.
Friday, November 18, 2016 08:44:59 AM from Twitter for Android
I see Mike Pence has a good track record with technology so far 😧
Indiana can't interwebz very well, you guys https://t.co/4Ishg8WUzi
Wednesday, November 16, 2016 03:26:25 PM from Twitter Web Client
Does their Chromecast support not suck a cock after this update? Doubtful 😒
https://t.co/QWnkV28wgL #android #feedly
Monday, November 14, 2016 10:42:21 PM from Twitter for Android
I wonder what this tastes like https://t.co/by6uGRsm99
Thursday, November 10, 2016 02:14:37 PM from Twitter Web Client
This is my puppy right now. My puppy is literally a Chain Chomp https://t.co/1ijHoPXjr4
Wednesday, November 09, 2016 01:43:27 PM from Twitter Web Client
And then /leave
Wednesday, November 09, 2016 12:14:30 AM from Twitter Web Client
Is it rude to say "Everything you urgently needed me to fix at 6 was fake and it's all good. Good day." at 12am in my work slack after margs
Wednesday, November 09, 2016 12:13:57 AM from Twitter Web Client
Fuckin idiots. Cried wolf when I was trying to leave and I checked and everything's fine...
Wednesday, November 09, 2016 12:11:02 AM from Twitter Web Client
CIVIL WAR. We should just split America into redneck idiots and civilized people.
Wednesday, November 09, 2016 12:01:03 AM from Twitter Web Client
Which idiot is winning the election match?
Hopefully the less batshit crazy one.
Tuesday, November 08, 2016 11:40:36 PM from Twitter Web Client
This is how I answer tickets now... https://t.co/4B9K1LG3xh
Tuesday, November 08, 2016 11:39:22 PM from Twitter Web Client