Dafuq are all the manh bound R trains in Queens? @NYCTSubway waiting 20 mins for an R

Monday, August 15, 2016 08:57:55 AM from Twitter for Android

#thefuckingsubway is awful this morning.

Monday, August 15, 2016 08:52:29 AM from Twitter for Android

Is it winter yet?

Saturday, August 13, 2016 02:21:05 PM from Twitter for Android

They allowed us to expense $75 of booze and McDonald's. Is this real life?

Friday, August 12, 2016 06:46:49 PM from Twitter Web Client

Did Twitter remove the quote tweet functionality? Bros don't even know how to monetize?

Friday, August 12, 2016 06:44:06 PM from Twitter Web Client

That glitter is from 2011 when @MalJNew destroyed my desk when we were just friends back in the day. Lasted through two offices

Friday, August 12, 2016 06:42:18 PM from Twitter for Android

My desk's got Tito's, Arnold Palmer and confetti in it. I'm a degenerate bitch. https://t.co/lsLiUUFeSm

Friday, August 12, 2016 06:40:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Props to @Moto_USA for timely updates to The Moto X Pure. Just got my May 2016 monthly security patches. It's August.

Friday, August 12, 2016 02:51:55 AM from Twitter for Android

I want to watch the meteor shower but it's cloudy and thunderstorming. This always happens.

Friday, August 12, 2016 12:16:34 AM from Twitter Web Client

No wonder #thefuckingsubway is garbage. Infrastructure from like 1900: https://t.co/m7owX4lwla

Tuesday, August 09, 2016 01:04:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

@googlecast Yo Google Cast Twitter people... Actually reply to the correct username so we don't see @ replies in our feeds.

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Sunday, August 07, 2016 04:29:10 PM from Twitter for Android

So if you're #baerod, do you start juicing up for Friday? Got nothing to lose

Sunday, August 07, 2016 03:37:03 PM from Twitter for Android

Why is Arod wearing a jacket in the dugout? It's 87° out bro

Sunday, August 07, 2016 01:35:36 PM from Twitter for Android

Baerod

Sunday, August 07, 2016 11:18:03 AM from Twitter for Android

Ladies and gentlemen, 9% of the US is responsible for everyone getting stuck with these two fuckups. Great system: https://t.co/WNaSLQfZHd

Saturday, August 06, 2016 09:53:58 PM from Twitter Web Client