@drunk @JkBarr55 https://t.co/kytuJq1GJf
Monday, December 12, 2016 01:32:48 AM from Twitter for Android
Hey, @googlephotos. Pretty buggy UX on the Android app. How can I get in touch with someone about my issues? https://t.co/YjMP6KifYH
Monday, December 12, 2016 01:10:20 AM from Twitter for Android
@ky9 hahaha. I only have a twin here so yeah. But Mal's with her mom in an Airbnb for the week
Sunday, December 11, 2016 07:16:33 PM from Twitter for Android
Second time this charger wore out. I just replaced it a few months ago and am gentle with it. Someone send me a Pixel, cunts. USB-C ftw https://t.co/rRlGyOSp1Y
Sunday, December 11, 2016 01:57:14 AM from Twitter for Android
Fucking Motorola and their piece of shit turbo charger. The cable is not removable from the brick and USB-A is shit and gets loose.
Sunday, December 11, 2016 01:55:23 AM from Twitter for Android
Yo Instagram. Stop sending me fuckin push notifications that people who haven't posted photos in a while just posted a photo. Idgaf
Saturday, December 10, 2016 10:44:18 PM from Twitter for Android
Going to be at my parents until the 27th. Someone hook a brother up with xanax so I don't lose my goddamn mind
Saturday, December 10, 2016 08:22:32 PM from Twitter Web Client
NY airports are infuriating. Get a load of this jaggoff guard who checks your luggage claim ticket. Idk where I put my claim ticket. https://t.co/Qfhyh8CQt1
Saturday, December 10, 2016 03:14:56 PM from Twitter for Android
Here's Trump's shitty assed golf course he built on a landfill in the Bronx https://t.co/6xjQopUnwa
Saturday, December 10, 2016 02:58:44 PM from Twitter for Android
Pilot just informed us that he couldn't use the plane's third engine to start the two main engines and had to use some other method.. idc
Saturday, December 10, 2016 01:26:41 PM from Twitter for Android
Mmmm fusion reactors that run on water and its only byproduct is helium, which there's a shortae of anyway. Need: https://t.co/pyrsfiZPqC
Friday, December 09, 2016 04:34:30 PM from Twitter Web Client
Had a buncha people tweet me back about how awesome ColdFusion is
Wednesday, December 07, 2016 06:40:19 PM from Twitter for Android
Also, it's 2016. Who the f still uses ColdFusion? Last I saw that in use was Eidos in DSB built by an antique professor. https://t.co/JBqixw52dD
Wednesday, December 07, 2016 01:32:24 PM from Twitter for Android
Yo @MetroNorth fix ya crappy 90s looking website and make your schedules work https://t.co/Hpzl0Ay72v
Wednesday, December 07, 2016 12:34:36 PM from Twitter Web Client
Working on a production issue since 7:30 AM and it's because Golang was being a finicky cocksucker with the config file.
Tuesday, December 06, 2016 05:55:26 PM from Twitter Web Client