"I can't believe I forgot.my bottoms today" - Bartender
Wednesday, August 17, 2016 09:18:04 PM from Twitter for Android
@_Frankalank I cannot. You can literally floss her asshole
Wednesday, August 17, 2016 09:11:57 PM from Twitter for Android
@_Frankalank also only if you like short haired girls. Dealbreaker for me. But #datazzdoe
Wednesday, August 17, 2016 09:15:20 PM from Twitter for Android
There isn't enough cocaine in the world to explain how much this bikini bartender is on right now
Wednesday, August 17, 2016 09:10:03 PM from Twitter for Android
I've got this fuckin config file that inexplicably keeps getting overwritten with some mystery version. WUT DEE FUCK MON
Wednesday, August 17, 2016 06:52:13 PM from Twitter Web Client
Whoever is eating the M&Ms toppers from the YoCrunch yogurts in our work fridge is an asshole. Savage move. Go buy your own fuckin M&Ms
Wednesday, August 17, 2016 01:50:29 PM from Twitter Web Client
Wednesday, August 17, 2016 08:48:39 AM from Twitter for Android
Trains been at the station for 5 mins with the doors open letting the heat in. #thefuckingsubway
Wednesday, August 17, 2016 08:42:53 AM from Twitter for Android
This guy's fuckin goat/cow worshiping music needs to stop coming out of his headphones while I sit next to him
Tuesday, August 16, 2016 04:27:17 PM from Twitter Web Client
Right. Let's try this again Tuesday.
Monday, August 15, 2016 10:27:17 PM from Twitter for Android
Smells like mildewed, crusty, sweaty homeless asshole on this train
Monday, August 15, 2016 07:14:33 PM from Twitter for Android
R train sucks a cock. 20 mins for it to show up in the morning. 20 minutes for it to show up going home. #thefuckingsubway
Monday, August 15, 2016 07:00:56 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm going to punch everyone in the face right now
Monday, August 15, 2016 05:58:24 PM from Twitter for Android
My desk has empty solo cups on it and is sticky. Wanted to grab a coffee. There's no milk in the fridge but there's Colt 45. Happy Monday