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Tuesday, December 13, 2016 08:32:33 AM from Twitter for Android
Day after the company party. Feel like death and still .07 BAC
Tuesday, December 13, 2016 08:12:35 AM from Twitter for Android
Now everyone's screaming Pearl Jam at the top of their lungs at the bar and I'm in heaven.
Tuesday, December 13, 2016 12:59:33 AM from Twitter for Android
"I gave that homeless guy $20 hopefully not for booze and drugs, because I'd just spend it on booze and drugs" -VP at my company
Tuesday, December 13, 2016 12:30:54 AM from Twitter for Android
Also, I didn't just break a glass at the bar amirite
Tuesday, December 13, 2016 12:11:55 AM from Twitter for Android
I mean... I can type. So I'm sober ish right? https://t.co/y7J4p1wRX0
Tuesday, December 13, 2016 12:11:11 AM from Twitter for Android
Just blew a .16 on the breathalyzer. I can double not drive!
Tuesday, December 13, 2016 12:10:36 AM from Twitter for Android
Just broke a glass at the bar. Swear to God that never happens
Tuesday, December 13, 2016 12:07:44 AM from Twitter for Android
Pretty sure I drunkenly rambled to our most brilliant VP ever. Sue me
Monday, December 12, 2016 11:20:20 PM from Twitter for Android
I only tweet a lot when I'm in NY because when I'm in NY everything fuckin pisses me off.
Monday, December 12, 2016 04:41:33 PM from Twitter Web Client
Now everything is perfect again. Fuck IT policy. Only assholes get viruses. https://t.co/uIHnfdeSiL
Monday, December 12, 2016 04:30:14 PM from Twitter Web Client
Fuckin Antivirus and IT policy management software made my CPU 100% after installing Windows updates and I uninstalled the FUCK out of them
Monday, December 12, 2016 04:29:48 PM from Twitter Web Client
Neil Young still makes good fuckin albums. In 2016. I blame drugs
Monday, December 12, 2016 04:06:13 PM from Twitter Web Client
Bored AF in this meeting
Monday, December 12, 2016 03:47:47 PM from Twitter for Android