QuickDraw... Not QuixkPay. This is how dumb I am at gambling

Wednesday, August 24, 2016 11:15:59 PM from Twitter for Android

Pat being Pat. Bringing the stupid

Wednesday, August 24, 2016 11:00:55 PM from Twitter for Android

My boy Pat is degenerate gambling on QuickPay. Idk anyone who plays QucikPay. My degenerate numbers-playing uncle doesn't drop as much.

Wednesday, August 24, 2016 11:00:26 PM from Twitter for Android

WordPress 4.6 is slow as fuck on my VPS and I get a server error every time I post an article now... But it posts.

Wednesday, August 24, 2016 01:55:40 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Mylan Suits Charging Usurious Amounts of Money for EpiPens Are a Bunch of Cunts https://t.co/8vGbaVUDZT

Wednesday, August 24, 2016 01:54:21 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

I take two days off and these stupid fucks can't do anything without me. Now it's my headache to fix it all

Tuesday, August 23, 2016 02:25:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Yanks are winning the series next year

Monday, August 22, 2016 11:42:38 PM from Twitter for Android

EL GARY! All of the dingers https://t.co/1U1gwfTqX4

Monday, August 22, 2016 11:37:52 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm an absolute savage with technology. Just used Let's encrypt + nginx reverse proxy to make my router's control panel available over SSL

Monday, August 22, 2016 10:06:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

I don't even know how I know half of the shit I know, but I get it all figured out

Monday, August 22, 2016 01:54:39 PM from Twitter Web Client

I neeeeeeeeeeed to know why this star is dimming https://t.co/F4KvagZmgy

Monday, August 22, 2016 12:19:22 PM from Twitter Web Client

@f2003629 @XtinaSchelin Running Internet Explorer elevated as SYSTEM is the concern

In reply to @f2003629's tweet

Monday, August 22, 2016 11:55:29 AM from Twitter Web Client

Why can't I turn off SELinux on this cocksucking AZURE VM without it bricking?

Monday, August 22, 2016 11:03:14 AM from Twitter Web Client

Azure is being fucking cuntish today

Monday, August 22, 2016 10:51:40 AM from Twitter Web Client

LOLMICROSOFT. Y U suggest launching an elevated IE instance? #securityfail cc @XtinaSchelin https://t.co/d4nxKVXEEf https://t.co/1wIBFp6sQF

Monday, August 22, 2016 02:03:21 AM from Twitter Web Client