I'm on a fucking rampage in this office. Not only is everyone an ignoramus, but fuckin crackheads can come up with better architecture

Monday, December 19, 2016 03:29:25 PM from Twitter Web Client

I don't understand how it's possible for people to be SO smelly first thing in the morning. Like fucking wash yourselves...

Monday, December 19, 2016 12:10:00 PM from Twitter Web Client

@thomaswood @NYGovCuomo New York is fucking stupid, and this is why I moved away. Shit infrastructure, and wasted money

In reply to @thomaswood's tweet

Monday, December 19, 2016 11:25:49 AM from Twitter Web Client

Yo @reddit you fucking cocksucker. Spent 2 hours writing a post and no one told me checking this box would reload the page & lose everything https://t.co/yvoVrEp0J6

Monday, December 19, 2016 11:24:44 AM from Twitter Web Client

Parents' '70s stove has a pilot light. What a goddamn piece of shit. Constantly burning gas is a waste of energy.

Monday, December 19, 2016 02:32:31 AM from Twitter for Android

Look at all these shit ingredients. This is why everyone gets cancer https://t.co/fgWuqSQ6ne

Sunday, December 18, 2016 12:51:44 PM from Twitter for Android

#datazzdoe #thic https://t.co/7li0oNI7cT

Saturday, December 17, 2016 10:43:42 PM from Twitter for Android

Gotta go to a dinner theater show tomorrow with the fam at like 11am after drinking my ass off so pls donate drugs kthx

Saturday, December 17, 2016 09:31:23 PM from Twitter for Android

The bottom of the bottom shelf dranks all night so pls kill me tomorrow

Saturday, December 17, 2016 09:29:29 PM from Twitter for Android

@KFCBarstool fuck you Clancy. iPhones are for saps

In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet

Saturday, December 17, 2016 09:26:03 PM from Twitter for Android

In a leopard dress https://t.co/Eg1ak43oqe

Saturday, December 17, 2016 09:06:45 PM from Twitter for Android

See. This is why I'm marrying @MalJNew. It's because she's twerking the most to Ja Rule

Saturday, December 17, 2016 09:05:45 PM from Twitter for Android

F- bartending

Saturday, December 17, 2016 07:28:54 PM from Twitter for Android

He saw that when he was of anger
Or knew hurt
Or felt fear,
It was because he was not understanding.

Friday, December 16, 2016 06:19:00 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm efficient as fuck at work. Fuck off 90% of the time, yet still accomplish mad DevOps eliteness. More that other dumbs

Friday, December 16, 2016 05:05:35 PM from Twitter Web Client