Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I'm so charming in the sense that I called a manager a cocksucker couple months ago and now he's buying me drinks

Blew a .09 and figured out some crazy complicated devops shit. Not good enough to drive but good enough to devops I guess.

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Fuckin this is the problem when you've got bartender friends at an Irish place

Christ. I might be slurring a little

QA manager is an extreme dick for popping a surprise meeting which is requiring me to leave the bar

GTF outta here. Legit crying right now https://t.co/cVPm0iTnb0

Ok, over NYC already. I want to go back to my puppy

Still can't get over the fact that the railroad, after making millions of people's lives miserable, is telling me not to curse at them.

This is why the ticket prices are obnoxiously inflated

The railroad telling me to refrain from inappropriate language is hysterical. Y you pay some poor soul to answer social media at 10?

RT @MetroNorth: @portfolioso As a reminder, this is a public site and we ask all users to refrain from inappropriate language.

@MetroNorth Apologies. My Twitter is a satire account and is marked as possibly inappropriate.

Printed the wrong receipt. How am.I supposed to expense this. Cunts @MetroNorth https://t.co/Uri4Sf66jY

Absolutely outrageous that it's $47 for two round trip peak tickets. Paying for service delays and derailments. Get lawst