Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Really pumped for Yankee Stadium sausage and peppers, you guys

Cuncel my last tweet (was deleted). Was an outright lie.

Come back to NY and all my friends are either on work calls or out of town. Needless to say, I'm drinking alone at the bar.

I forgot. Can't make my grand return to O'Hara's without my local bartender basically like putting a funnel down my throat

🎵Let's hear it for Newer Yorkkkk. Concrete jungle where it takes longer to drive from JFK to the WTC than it does to fly in from ohiiiooooo🎵

@RMerlinDev I just gave my RT-68U to my parents. If I upgraded to the 87U, do you foresee that being supported for a while?

@RMerlinDev Which ASUS router would you recommend most if I wanted one today?

The cab from JFK to my office is just about as long as the flight from CLE

Legit just threw a link in an email to my arch and management team to Lil Dicky's Save Dat Money YouTube video... I'm outside my mind...

Bill Nye is basically like telling us we're all fucked. https://t.co/4YVIG9bG3p

Trump's a piece of shit. Hillary's a piece of shit. Cuncel da election

Philadelphia is garbage

These conditions are so ridiculously strict, might as well just kill yourself bro https://t.co/2ZP4lUCbAU

@BarstoolJJ Yanks are winning the series

This is gonna be difficult.