Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

In lieu of sausage and peppers, it's dollar dog night at The Jake. Yes I called it the Jake. None of this Progressive field noise.

Ahhh motherfucker. Just went on call for work. Guess I'll be up all week with our stability recently.

Why does everyone fuckin suck at what they do? I literally know nothing about GPOs and just figured out shit the go to guy couldn't. Chreest

@BankofAmerica Your SafePass codes are broken and not being texted to me

@BankofAmerica nvm, it was just slow af to send. All good

Got this on Slack: "I creeped on this lady next to me on the train today and she was texting someone named 'Big Daddy Long Dick'"

"Joe can you do me a favor and take this inkjet printer out of the sink?" -@MalJNew

These clouds are fucking up my view of Venus and Jupiter overlapping https://t.co/C3zecoKHTN

Vinny is playing really shitty music on my last night in Queens wtf

I don't even have proper glassed because I'm moving out, so I'll just drink out of the bottle. #klassy

Whoops. I accidentally a bottle of wine. You know... Jimmy Buffet tailgate pregame at 9:30 am

9am... Had my vitamin D and swigged it down with some wine. Bottle straight to face

@__JLu @MalJNew thanks abusers!

In reply to @__JLu's tweet