Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Dear @Windows. Would be nice if your fuckin OS didn't hang trying to reboot every time and I didn't have to pull my battery

Boston just cuncelled the Yankees. Cuncel da saeson. It's over. Can't blow a 5-1 lead in the 9th when you're two out of the second wild card

Fuckin Microsoft outages all day. First Azure, now OneDrive

@RMerlinDev Which ASUS router would you recommend most if I wanted one today?

@TWC_Ohio $65 for 50/5 MBPS in Columbus? That's expensive bullshit. Where's Maax? Charter buying you guys is going to mess that up, right?

Microsoft engineers trying to give us a tech demo and have been struggling to configure the video conference for the past 15 minutes.

Sausage and peppers, cunts

Train went about 6 inches before stopping again. Train is moving a dicks length at a time.

Oh I remember why I moved away from NY... It sucks a cock

Back in ny ONE day and I get three 5 trains in a row when I need a 4 to Yankee Stadium #thefuckingsubway

IT Guy / biggest Yankee fan ever's reply: https://t.co/6gIDJdw6Hr

How am I supposed to get from lower Manhattan to Yankee Stadium with a broken seal?

Leave it up to Brooklyn Jewish hipsters to make gefilte fish cool again: https://t.co/JssLsNyeRP