@__JLu @ky9 tell him to https://t.co/JSsw28MRhE

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Friday, December 30, 2016 12:48:54 AM from Twitter for Android

Coast is clear. Phew.

Wednesday, December 28, 2016 12:56:04 AM from Twitter Web Client

Flashed new router firmware and it got into a bad state. Thought I bricked. Shitting bricks here

Wednesday, December 28, 2016 12:49:12 AM from Twitter for Android

"Plane crashes due to passenger who refused to put his phone in airplane mode" -No headline ever

Tuesday, December 27, 2016 10:45:00 AM from Twitter for Android

Spoiler alert: Voldemort banged Bellatrix Lestrange lmao

Tuesday, December 27, 2016 10:27:27 AM from Twitter for Android

Tomorrow I fly

Tuesday, December 27, 2016 12:03:51 AM from Twitter for Android

Bless this highly nutritious macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.

Sunday, December 25, 2016 05:32:55 PM from Twitter for Android

HBD to my main man Buddy Christ 🎄🎁 https://t.co/oif5aTmAfQ

Sunday, December 25, 2016 01:26:51 AM from Twitter for Android

I almost tagged Mal's ass as "boom boom" on Facebook but good thing I stopped myself because her mom posted the photo #nicesave

Saturday, December 24, 2016 12:29:09 AM from Twitter Web Client

Philly is puke city

Thursday, December 22, 2016 08:27:27 PM from Twitter for Android

@Fantasy_Mania Philly is trash. Philly Meg is trash

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Thursday, December 22, 2016 06:47:12 PM from Twitter for Android

DB points to ya mom https://t.co/mqDgHRPipb

Thursday, December 22, 2016 06:40:23 PM from Twitter for Android

https://t.co/vHhldbam0w @__JLu

Wednesday, December 21, 2016 01:03:15 PM from Twitter for Android

Happy winter solstice! ⛄

Wednesday, December 21, 2016 05:45:15 AM from IFTTT