I'm a masshole this weekend

Friday, October 07, 2016 07:11:52 PM from Twitter for Android

The yahhhhhahd

Friday, October 07, 2016 07:11:39 PM from Twitter for Android

The Indians are shatting all over the sawx

Friday, October 07, 2016 07:02:55 PM from Twitter for Android

We've gotta get Bill Murray to come to this wedding. @MalJNew get on that. Show us your tits

Friday, October 07, 2016 06:00:19 PM from Twitter for Android

While I'm up in Mass, gotta quote The Departed: "I'm nawt a fucking cawp"

Friday, October 07, 2016 05:13:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Absolutely no responsibilities until this wedding tomorrow and got a house on the Vineyard with a buncha degenerates. Gonna be a disaster

Friday, October 07, 2016 03:59:59 PM from Twitter for Android

I guess I'll have to bandwagon the Indians.

Thursday, October 06, 2016 11:40:27 PM from Twitter for Android

Twitter is selling the fuck out. Can you even monetize bro? There's more garbage "you might like" aggregated bs and ads in my feed than ever

Thursday, October 06, 2016 08:57:34 AM from Twitter for Android

Yahoo Answers, bro

Wednesday, October 05, 2016 11:50:30 PM from Twitter for Android

Still get woken up in the middle of the night for this piece of shit client's system were getting rid of in a few months. #getlawst

Wednesday, October 05, 2016 02:53:54 AM from Twitter for Android

Anyone wanna buy me a Pixel XL? kthxbai

Tuesday, October 04, 2016 05:42:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer is a fuckin dirtbag, allowing the NSA backdoors secretly. Never liked her.

Tuesday, October 04, 2016 04:40:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

🎵 Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it 🎵

Friday, September 30, 2016 09:25:44 AM from Twitter Web Client

Such a strange incorrect password message. ESL on the developer who wrote that one much? #abuserslist https://t.co/chYBCm7iMT

Thursday, September 29, 2016 11:54:53 AM from Twitter Web Client

Kinda want a hot dog rn

Monday, September 26, 2016 09:31:45 PM from Twitter for Android