Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Hood ass LaGuardia airport can't even get a jet bridge. Walking down stairs to get off this plane #shithole

Someone get this trash city Philadelphia flight out of my gate. It's lateness is messing with my boarding

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I'm all jacked up on caffeine as well

Also, I'm going to New York next week so you'll be hearing a lot of angry pissed off tweets

White chocolate peppermint martini for the winter special. Like pure vodka. I cannot

Martini night btw... Explains it https://t.co/jQ8D32J86H

70s rock cover band and I can't stop singing harmony

Dafuq is a stone fruit?

I just called a Monster Energy Zero Ultra "white berry nectar of the forbidden tree" because I'm a cray

Is Doc McStuffins some kind of porno? This is the programming we put on Disney Junior? https://t.co/SnTXQ6k8hN

We're all the same shit: https://t.co/CjWSuvRAPe

You're rapping about homosexuals and Vicodin. I can't sell this shit. https://t.co/wGr8NGzJai

You know why Dre's record was so successful? He's rapping about big screen TVs, blunts, 40s & bitches.