Vodka red bulls for days when you're sleep deprived

Friday, January 27, 2017 01:12:29 AM from Twitter for Android

Love how I come back to this shithole and only two motherfuckers come through. Need to reevaluate people

Friday, January 27, 2017 01:04:32 AM from Twitter for Android

I got like 4 hrs of sleep this whole week and was all bummed out and the best man's shenanigans made it all right.

Friday, January 27, 2017 12:58:31 AM from Twitter for Android

@BofA_Help appreciate it!

Thursday, January 26, 2017 05:48:35 PM from Twitter for Android

Um. Crushed it.

Thursday, January 26, 2017 05:47:24 PM from Twitter Web Client

This is useless to me if I cannot import it to Excel. When I copy paste, it cannot determine columns. Thanks a lot @BankofAmerica https://t.co/voWyGcaQCb

Thursday, January 26, 2017 04:26:20 PM from Twitter Web Client

Anyone else ever go to the bar a couple hours before a performance review?

Thursday, January 26, 2017 04:18:11 PM from Twitter for Android

If You Think Rain Is Better Than Snow Then You’re An Idiot And A Fool And An Idiot https://t.co/cITTbQlD82 #entertainment #feedly

Thursday, January 26, 2017 01:54:16 PM from Twitter Web Client

Work laptop battery died and don't have my brick. Didn't finish 9am presentation </welp>

Thursday, January 26, 2017 01:40:47 AM from Twitter for Android

Faux News... Because Trump himself is fully responsible for the stock market's performance in his first 5 days.

#herpderp https://t.co/klve34hdPj

Wednesday, January 25, 2017 11:56:35 AM from Twitter Web Client

Philly people are garbage https://t.co/1lclzfk26n

Wednesday, January 25, 2017 11:42:48 AM from Twitter for Android

Trump's pumping out "Executive Orders" quicker than Dolores Umbridge with her Educational Decrees

Wednesday, January 25, 2017 10:44:18 AM from Twitter for Android

Cuncel da environment! 😬

https://t.co/VqjyymJ3T4

Wednesday, January 25, 2017 01:37:36 AM from Twitter for Android

I get that updates are important, but Jesus fuckin Christ @Microsoft , the way you force reboot is horseshit https://t.co/RkiYG05tHu

Tuesday, January 24, 2017 07:30:28 PM from Twitter for Android

The MTA sucks 12 cocks. https://t.co/mhEyUhdDf6 #thefuckingsubway

Do yourself a favor and leave this cess pool city

Tuesday, January 24, 2017 11:57:52 AM from Twitter for Android