Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Luna keeps pointing her farts at my face. Probably karma for my gassy ass ways https://t.co/ORub6OBHNx

Yo Cleveland, you're welcome. #ItsMillerTime

@googlechrome I understand this is a highly experimental build. It's been fixed already! Thanks!

Since when did Bill Gates get decrepit AF? Guy should be able to buy himself youth https://t.co/kQj1OSeAcB

What kind of dumb bitch pages the oncall for an incident that happened and fixed itself an hour ago?

My 4:30 "30 minute" call is still going on a Friday afternoon. No one knows what the fuck they're doing and I want to jump off a cliff

I fucking hate cocksucking piece of shit Microsoft Azure. Absolute garbage to manage

Yo @googlechrome: Fix ya Canary Windows x64 build. It crashes within seconds of launching.

@KFCBarstool Look how filthy the NYC subway is. Absolute grimefest

Just realized right now that Instagram usernames are all lowercase. Feel like I'm failing the interwebs, you guys. #oldmillennial

This 80 degree weather at the end of October is a bunch of horse shit

I haven't had to try to make this train since before I moved to NYC and now I'm probably disowned even though I'm old af.

1:56 is the last train home? What a pussy assed early time. Suck it @MetroNorth

RT @BarstoolJJ: Cleveland for America 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@__JLu Charles F. Dolan gave us free HBO son

In reply to @__JLu's tweet