I can fix anything, cunts
Wednesday, November 02, 2016 01:29:34 AM from Twitter Web Client
VSTS is a finicky cocksucker that has absolute horseshit documentation
Wednesday, November 02, 2016 01:20:05 AM from Twitter Web Client
How do you wipe your ass when you poop?
Monday, October 31, 2016 01:04:07 PM from Twitter Web Client
There's a big debate on the food line at the Jake. Would you rather...
Sunday, October 30, 2016 08:55:24 PM from Twitter for Android
@KFCBarstool it's about time you got this article back up on Barstool. Devnest fucked it up and lost it
Sunday, October 30, 2016 08:16:02 PM from Twitter for Android
The Sugardale onion hot dog mascot's a sluttttface
Sunday, October 30, 2016 07:54:46 PM from Twitter for Android
Cleveland's all about crooked dicks https://t.co/0Ia7QaXIZc
Sunday, October 30, 2016 07:41:28 PM from Twitter for Android
Fun times in Cleveland todayyy
Sunday, October 30, 2016 06:15:01 PM from Twitter for Android
@RMerlinDev any chance 380.62_1 had a crashing httpd issue also? I've had my webui not accessible a few times and don't know why
Sunday, October 30, 2016 06:09:51 PM from Twitter for Android
It's a Grimm situation for the Cubs right now. (I'm so #punny)
Saturday, October 29, 2016 10:34:06 PM from Twitter for Android
Wouldn't want to be the guy handling the mic after that performance
Friday, October 28, 2016 10:47:44 PM from Twitter for Android
I'll have whatever Bill Murray's on. Guy's outside his mind
Friday, October 28, 2016 10:44:23 PM from Twitter for Android
Yo @MalJNew can we trade spots on the couch. Pup keeps farting on me
Wednesday, October 26, 2016 12:03:54 AM from Twitter for Android
#baerod for the post game show!
Tuesday, October 25, 2016 11:58:13 PM from Twitter for Android
Ken Rosenthal is like 4'7"
Tuesday, October 25, 2016 11:51:02 PM from Twitter for Android