Everyone's getting preggo tonight
Saturday, January 28, 2017 08:34:35 PM from Twitter for Android
Long island iced teas. Cya tomorrow
Saturday, January 28, 2017 08:12:25 PM from Twitter for Android
Two white limos:
https://t.co/R6ocAaAJZZ
Saturday, January 28, 2017 07:34:35 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm legit at a divorce party rn and this is hillarios
Saturday, January 28, 2017 07:24:44 PM from Twitter for Android
I broke the seal before the limo so this is a prob, obvs
Saturday, January 28, 2017 07:11:02 PM from Twitter for Android
Tonight's gonna get sloppy
Saturday, January 28, 2017 06:58:07 PM from Twitter for Android
So gassy rn and am about to get in a limo with like 15 peeps. This might be an issue
Saturday, January 28, 2017 06:46:22 PM from Twitter for Android
Bag of milk aka Lena Dunham https://t.co/kpZSrGhoxE
Saturday, January 28, 2017 01:42:43 PM from Twitter for Android
What kind of a shithole airport terminal has 5 lanes merging into one to exit
Friday, January 27, 2017 04:26:06 PM from Twitter for Android
I told this fucking cocksucker terminal c a d he goes to the shithole B which is all under construction.
Friday, January 27, 2017 04:22:56 PM from Twitter for Android
LaGuardia Airport is an inept fucking shithole. 20 minutes to get from one terminal to another in traffic because my Uber fucked up
Friday, January 27, 2017 04:17:43 PM from Twitter for Android
Maybe threw up in my mouth a little
Friday, January 27, 2017 07:54:28 AM from Twitter for Android
0 hangover, so I must still be wasted, amirite?
Friday, January 27, 2017 07:53:53 AM from Twitter for Android
It's 4am. Have a presentation at 9. I'm burping fuckin Coronas and Freddy's place smells like strippers.
Friday, January 27, 2017 04:03:00 AM from Twitter for Android