No idea how my boy doesn't have like 175 yrs in prison tbh https://t.co/44YQ55gz6O
Tuesday, November 22, 2016 09:13:20 PM from Twitter for Android
Who's the dick who put on Nickelback on the jukebox at the bar?
Tuesday, November 22, 2016 05:32:21 PM from Twitter for Android
Can't get my Nest Working with the Amazon Echo. Amazon's integrations are all convoluted.
Alexa, order me a Google Home!
Tuesday, November 22, 2016 10:39:10 AM from Twitter Web Client
Great, the 4/5 is all jacked up #thefuckingsubway
Tuesday, November 22, 2016 08:48:29 AM from Twitter for Android
Sitting in a 4 seater on the train with the real housewives of Scarsdale.
Tuesday, November 22, 2016 08:28:09 AM from Twitter for Android
Got woken up for oncall. Had to call a DBA in Russia to fix it. She didn't do anything and it magically started working. PLACE FUCKS WITH ME
Tuesday, November 22, 2016 04:19:10 AM from Twitter Web Client
One day I won't be the Cleveland Browns of bowling https://t.co/HEtq9StX3H
Monday, November 21, 2016 09:37:52 PM from Twitter Web Client
The @MTA is a piece of shit. Since when do @MetroNorth tickets expire in 2 months? They used to be good for a year. And that $10 refund fee
Monday, November 21, 2016 10:58:29 AM from Twitter Web Client
Flight's delayed 2 hrs 45 minutes because of air traffic in New York. What a third world city
Sunday, November 20, 2016 07:53:11 PM from Twitter for Android
Dispatch came on and I realized.im white AF
Sunday, November 20, 2016 12:42:09 AM from Twitter for Android
Friendsgiving wasted right now
Sunday, November 20, 2016 12:38:44 AM from Twitter for Android
Freddy's going to the slutty bar later
Friday, November 18, 2016 09:02:01 PM from Twitter for Android
"This hot girl I know on LinkedIn..." -Freddy
Friday, November 18, 2016 09:55:17 AM from Twitter for Android
The guys came down for the weekend, so we're all degenerates. It's 8:45am and I probably couldn't operate heavy machinery right now.
Friday, November 18, 2016 08:44:59 AM from Twitter for Android