There's beer all over my shirt
Sunday, February 05, 2017 10:18:49 PM from Twitter for Android
"Are they gonna roll out the old presisent again?" -Buddah
Sunday, February 05, 2017 10:15:48 PM from Twitter for Android
Belichick's gonna straight up kill a man later
Sunday, February 05, 2017 09:09:40 PM from Twitter for Android
I wonder if @buck is thinking about how many people are tweeting about Joe Buck's hair plugs.
Sunday, February 05, 2017 08:37:24 PM from Twitter for Android
Yeesh. What's the over/under Bush Sr. kicks it live on national tv
Sunday, February 05, 2017 06:35:02 PM from Twitter for Android
Fuckin old people always holding up the line because they can't figure out credit card point of sales
Sunday, February 05, 2017 05:06:53 PM from Twitter for Android
@Fantasy_Mania Presidente? https://t.co/0RlOdalCjs
Friday, February 03, 2017 05:58:53 PM from Twitter Web Client
Watching Schitt's Creek on Netflix and since when between Home Alone and now did Catherine O'Hara become a 3 million year old living corpse?
Wednesday, February 01, 2017 08:30:47 PM from Twitter for Android
Going through my tweets with @MalJNew: "Joe. You're as gay as the day is long"
Sunday, January 29, 2017 10:59:39 AM from Twitter for Android
Man... People really go fuckin hard at divorce parties
Sunday, January 29, 2017 05:15:43 AM from Twitter for Android
And at 5:08 am we go to bed. May or may not have snored a tad earlier tho
Sunday, January 29, 2017 05:08:54 AM from Twitter for Android
Let's face it... My tweets are absurd but you like them better than political shitt
Sunday, January 29, 2017 04:38:49 AM from Twitter for Android
Boys II Men plsss
Sunday, January 29, 2017 04:38:12 AM from Twitter for Android
It's like the end of January and the group's singing All I Want For Christmas Is You rn.... I've made good choices
Sunday, January 29, 2017 04:36:31 AM from Twitter for Android