Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

@KFCBarstool Could you add the episodes to Google Play podcasts like @BarstoolJJ does? @WhineWithKelly also used to do it but stopped

I will absolutely chill with Bob Ross. Thanks, @netflix https://t.co/FI0tHClBNY

I'm going to punch everyone who works on Azure in the face because it's infuriating as fuck to manage. PowerShell commandlets RARELY work

#dicksout for @__JLu's birthday

Herb, how dumb are ya? It's not that hard to tell if a toothbrush is ADA accepted.

"I made my family disappear!" -Kevin McCallister

Christmas tree's about to get lit

How many times do I have to tell these silly airlines that airplane mode is optional

Gotta love Westchester. Will you landscapers shut the fuck up at 9:45 am the day after Thanksgiving? Trying to sleep in here

@__JLu ain'ters gonna ain't

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

This miserab disapproves of everything I do. Eh. Whatever. People's opinions are their problem. I'm more than thankful and happy

Sorry for the spam peeps but I want to win a pixel. https://t.co/mVSMLlD7LS via @androidguys

My job is basically me attempting to use broken Azure Powershell bullshit and yelling at Microsoft about it on their forums.

Stop installing this shit on my laptop via policy to eat my CPU cycles https://t.co/CVOAoa2iZG

Yeah. Can't operate heavy machinery right now